Lil Spill

November 3, 2013

I have a splitting head ache! This Saints game is horrible!! WTF. Please dont lose to the Freaking Jets!!!
A million people in town for Jazz fest and the New Orleans bar barely did better then a regular Saturday night. Here come the excuses.
OK I have been reading about the NYC marathon. They did a story about celebrities that are running the marathon. My understanding is that runners have to time qualify to enter the race. Pamela Anderson is running for a charity helping Haiti post hurricane. While that is wonderful, she talks about barely running. She only started training this summer on the elliptical then runs 5 miles every other day. She never did a sanctioned race to qualify. My understanding is that you have to do a half marathon in 1 hour and 42 minutes. (Just know if I ever write about doing the NYC marathon its because I pulled some strings because there AIN’t ( seems appropriate) any way I can increase my time by that much. ) Katie Holmes finished the NYC marathon in 5 hours and 29 minutes. That tells me that she probably did not have to time qualify. OPRAH did the Marine’s full marathon in 4 hours and 29 minutes. My god that’s crazy. How the F is Oprah faster then me? OK all of that being said who do these celebrities call to bypass the regulations? I will run the NYC marathon for a charity. Why not. Al Roker did it in 7 hours. Unless some miracles happen I can’t imagine beating Oprah’s time but damn I can beat Al Roker and if I truly run the whole thing without walking I can beat Katie Holmes. ( no I have never run that far.) It just seems a little unfair for the regular people who really qualify for the race. But on the positive side the celebrities always seem to run for charities. The Saints look like the Bad News Bears right now. I am sick.
My previous years have been dedicated to my son and work. This year has been dedicated to racing, triathlons, Tough Mudders, Ultra marathons. I may dedicate next year to intimate personal relationships. I will have to start training.

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