Past Lil Spills

November 30, 2012

Christina’s toast : if it smells like fish but tastes like chicken , plug your nose and keep on licking
Kevin’s toast : here’s to pussy and gunpowder . May you love by one and die by the other . And love the smell of both

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November 29, 2012

I am an idiot ! God damn it! Daniel had my phone ! ” well played Daniel, well played ” now I have to change my password. Can’t believe he hacked the Lil Spill.

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November 29, 2012

Daniel Huckaby is a God amongst men! That is all there is to it!

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November 29, 2012

I am with Christina, Cassie, Daniel , and Kevin watching the Saints game. I am honored and blessed to have such a great team.
I am truly grateful

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November 29, 2012

Tonight at 9 pm we raise a pint to Dale from NY . Today would of been his birthday. RIP
In KEy West. The bar is rocking down here. Welcoming Cassie the new GM.
Unfortunately when Kevin wants to drink we all go down with him. Painful. God knows how many bars we hit after we left Coyote. Last night we took Cassie out for dinner. When the waiter asked for our drink order Kevin ordered for Daniel. It was very ” this is my life partner and I will order for him.”. Then today Daniel ordered a frozen drink at lunch. Hmmmm

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November 28, 2012

Just got off the phone with Marsha. We were hysterical laughing . Not for something that was actually funny but because our company could of had the worst day ever yesterday. Painful. Oklahoma was the worst, followed by Milwaukee. I couldn’t believe that Nashville was at the bottom of the list as well. Thank god for Key West, San Antonio, and NY!
Landing in Key West in a couple of hours. Trying to reconfigure the merch store.
Having a bad hair day but damn my butt looks good in these pants!

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November 27, 2012

Woke up happy. Going to go to bed tired and beat down. Rough work day today. And every bar is doing shitty. ” stop buying presents on line and start supporting your local bars. Memories are made with drinks and friends at Coyote Ugly”
That’s good.
The NY bar is in fucking chaos. Key West is getting a new management team. The Russians are having their own issues. Daniel sounded beat down today. I asked how his vacation was he said ” Lil my phone was ringing all day every day. I haven’t had a day off in months.”
” Daniel you are the Director of Operations now . If you want time off then Tommy and I can field the calls.” It’s hard to let go. It was hard for me. But you have to see the bigger picture sometimes. Regardless I felt bad for him.
Heading to Key West tomorrow. Go Team!

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November 26, 2012

So Daniel and I both downloaded an app that keeps track of all the bars numbers in real time. Every night between 1-4 am it keeps on beeping. Every void, every comp! I have tried to switch the settings but it keeps coming back on. Then the one time it worked I started getting NFL notifications from another app. It’s driving me nuts. ( but I have noticed that New Orleans seems to have the most voids. Katie ?)
I need a regular alarm clock so that I can turn the phone off completely.
Ok so a friend of mine is sporting a full 6 pack. Damn ! So I called a trainer today. I said to him ” your motivation is biggest loser turns into GI Jane” . He nicely said that I wasn’t heavy. ” I know I am not heavy but those heavy people run marathons and I am topping out between 2-3 miles” . Tomorrow is my first day. My friend who recommended him said that she has to take pictures of everything she eats and send it to him. Lol maybe I should get Kevin on the plan. Ever since I told him I would sponsor him to do an Iron Man he has become a fat ass.

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November 25, 2012

” Miss the woman in the next table would like you to stop cursing”
But it’s football. My team just got an interception .
” miss the woman is complaining again about you.”
But I didn’t curse. I cheered! My team scored
At the airport bar watching the Saints game. I am about to get kicked out. I can’t believe this. All my years going to bars and in front of the kids I am going to get kicked out . So I just texted Chantel and said aloud to Jackson. ” excuse me son if I curse during fucking football ”

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November 25, 2012

Momo, Wolf, Magic, Tonto, Baby T. No idea their actual birth names. lol I have always found it endearing when the staff has nicknames. Unfortunately Magic did not work any magic in Nashville cause the numbers sucked. Every bar sucked this weekend. New Orleans , in comparison to normal Saturdays, did alright but still nothing special .
Going to go hiking today then head back to New Orleans. The Key West AM opened the bar late yesterday. ” oh I know about it! Daniel called yesterday.” Can’t tell you how much that pisses me off!
Ok peace and tranquility. Let me refresh in the serene atmosphere of the mountains .

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November 23, 2012

Key West was the only bar that did well yesterday. Ok new day today. Very quiet week. It’s almost creepy. I know it’s a holiday week but when I don’t hear from Jeff, Lee, or Daniel I feel like the apocalypse is upon us.
Going to make a surprise visit next week to one of the bars. Which one shall it be? I am taking an inventory of last year’s New Years resolutions. 1 of them hasn’t come true . Not for lack of trying so I need to approach it in a different way. Business can be tricky. Bull by the horns as they say.
Jackson’s old school asked me to come back and choreograph something new for the Lego league Challenge. Last year they did win Judges’ favorite after I Helped them. Lol

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November 22, 2012

Taking Jackson and Gabe to Park City. ” yo brocacho “. I prefer to be called mom, mommy, or momma. I will even take Dude over brochacho. Plus Brochacho is masculine so perhaps Muchacha or Brachacha.
I give thanks to my friends, family, and staff. We are heading for our best year ever and our team is pretty darn awesome.
Going to refocus this weekend.

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November 21, 2012

Bam just locked in a mortgage for 2.6. That’s crazy! So excited
Chantel issued Daniel an invitation to learn the dances and then get videoed. Part of me would love it and then part of me would be annoyed if he was any good.
I don’t think Marsha has made Daniel do the YouTube video yet. If I recall, Nashville beat the Austin numbers and he was supposed to give a speech about how much of a loser he was. Lol

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November 21, 2012

New day! I was feeling better until I opened the managers logs. Thank god for San Antonio because most of the bars stunk last night. Even Key West has been slow.
I think I want to try cross fit . Going to look into it

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November 21, 2012

Some real soul searching going on tonight. Some scary things happening at my house tonight. Finally called my son and his dad to come over. ( pretty cool that my son is big enough and confident enough to protect me). I realized tonight that the ex boyfriend was never there even when we were dating. He called today and I finally got it ” dude you never cared, ever. Delete my number.” Regardless I deleted his. I need to change some things in my life. I am going to wake up tomorrow as someone new.

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November 19, 2012

Damn Kevin! I got a mailed toll ticket from when he was driving through Florida. Don’t think we can fight it since the pictures have the Coyote truck and trailer going through the booth. Lol
I was invited to a friends house to watch the game. Her and her male friend invited me to a Latin dance club afterwards. I was the third wheel at first then I had a flurry of men asking me to dance. I really got good at salsa and meringue last night.( not sure which is which ) I was a dancing machine. Fun

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November 18, 2012

I was a little irked at a couple of our managers this morning. I told Jackson and his friend Gabe about a stupid mistake they made. That just got the morning conversation going.
Gabe ” I get called retard and little shit at school
Jackson ” yes we get called tards and turds”
Jackson said that the other day this girl pushed another girl in class. His teacher said ” I know why you pushed her because I want to push her too but you just can’t do that.”
I have been laughing so hard !

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November 18, 2012

I was told by my son’s friends that all the ” Emo Girls” are attracted to Jackson. I am guessing Emo is a goth/punk type girl. He’s got long hair and he’s artsy. Kind of makes sense. I told him ” dude, I love your long hair but by having it you are definitely going to attract a certain type. Unless we move to California” .
Lee is manning our booth at a trade show in Calgary. I got a text from him. ” this show is dead and out of the 10 people who have actually come to our booth 6 of them had limps.” A bit of a strange demographic. Lol

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November 15, 2012

Don’t get two Latin sisters together when their mother is crazy. It went from ” I can’t believe mom did that .” To ” remember when we were little mom did….” Definitely a bitch fest.
San Antonio crushing all the bars last night. Key West second. Denver third. Good Wednesday for all the bars.
I got nothing

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November 14, 2012

The beauty about traveling for work is that you frequently get upgraded. About 2-3 months ago I moved from a Delta gold skymiles member to platinum elite! I am on my flight, using the on board Internet . Chilling with a Blue moon beer!
Last night I sent some friends emails asking for pictures from the early years of the NY bar. So far I have received about 10 pictures. But out of those 10 pictures, 6 of them have people drinking Pabst in cans. I think Pabst needs to sponsor the 20 year anniversary party! Ok I will work on that. Going to Park City, Utah. Great day.

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November 14, 2012

Jackson’s old school doesn’t have an 8th grade. The moms need to find schools that have middle schools continuing onto high school or switch for just 1 year before high school. One of the Mom’s told me that she might home school for 1 year. My response ” I would cut myself with a million razors before I would home school . But that’s just me.”
Happy Birthday Marsha.

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November 13, 2012

Hot damn Austin is rocking this week. Plus a shout out to New Orleans and NY for having killer Sundays. Man my bars Rock. Today I met Chantel for coffee . Of course it was right after her weekly meetings with our accountants. ” Lil the bars need to update their quick books to the latest version. Daniel is going to bitch about it but they have to.” Literally 5 minutes after she said that I see an email from Daniel to the accountants about why they need to spend the money on the newer version. I loved the email to the gm’s that he sent making sure they used student credentials for better pricing . That’s what I love about Daniel! Now Kevin on the other hand will call ” tell Daniel that he needs to buy the more expensive unit. How is he saving money when you have to upgrade every year.” Oh he’s cheap.
Lastly he sent me a text ” can I go to the Nashville anniversary?” Dude you are the Director of Operations for all the bars, you can go to all the anniversaries.
Again I love that about him.

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November 12, 2012

Woke up achy and sick. I swear I just haven’t been a hundred percent since Romania. All that god damn smoke! So during the hurricane I activated my facebook account so I could communicate with Tahnee ( NY GM) and some of the other employees. Today I called Tommy ( regional and GM Austin). Please help me! People post pictures on my page. How can I stop that? Why do people who get fired want to friend me? Fuck it. Just call or email me if you are really a friend.
Look up this freaky girl , Valerie Lukyanova. Why on god’s green earth would you do that to yourself? But now I am fascinated.

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November 9, 2012

Nothing like cuddling in bed with my son watching The Omen! Poor kid came home sick yesterday from school. Homeacation is over. Since I gotten back from Key West I have taken a self imposed break. After months of working and traveling I needed a few weeks home. Well every night that Jackson has been with his dad I have gone out. Mostly just dinner with friends , which in itself is a positive but add the massive bottles of wine and the negative starts happening . I had this idea that if things come in threes I was very lucky. 1. Saints won 2. My president was reelected. So according to the rule of things happening in 3’s I decided to parlay my good fortune by gambling at Harrahs. Well that didn’t pan out.
Sitting in my car in front of the track trying to will myself to run . It’s so cold! Ok I need to get my fat ass out there.

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November 7, 2012

A map of the country that illustrates the electoral votes is due today for Jackson’s history class. Had to wake up at 5:30 since he wasn’t awake to see the outcome of the election.
I am 2-0 this week. If you include the Saints awesome win Monday night! Ok coffee is needed

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November 7, 2012

This is a nail biter. Jackson said I was upsetting him because I was too nervous. Our little company has had its best 4 quarters in the history of Coyote Ugly currently. 5 years ago, Jeff, Lee, Kevin, and I had to take pay cuts. Add on women’s rights. Do the math and you know who I am voting for.
Regardless , great day to be an american. This is when you feel the power of your vote.

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November 6, 2012

It is definitely a good day to be an american. I don’t care who you vote for . Its such an honor to vote. I am proud.
Woke up to an email from Maya in NYC how Mac ( gm Memphis) told her to change some things. WHOA! Don’t listen to him. “Damn Mac, I told you not to Disneyfy my NYC bar!” urgh
I watched Domenic for about an hour today. ( chantel’s infant). He was so easy. I called Jackson’s dad ” I had no idea that Jackson was so much harder then other kids as an infant. ” Damn I should of used a pacifier. That could of given me hours of better sleep the first year.

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November 5, 2012

Saints look great!! Big day tomorrow. Go vote! It’s a privilege and a responsibility.

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November 5, 2012

I woke up a tad slow today. I love that Mac is so happy helping at the NY bar. So nice to hear the appreciation of Coyote’s roots.
This is a 2 coffee day. Definitely

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November 2, 2012

NY bar just got power! I sent Mac from Memphis there to help so now there will be a real celebration. Kevin had a friend driving a generator to NY. Trying to turn him around.
Oh I am so happy! Thanks to NY staff for being so devoted to the bar . And of course all the awesome regulars . Tahnee you rock! So happy .

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