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April 21, 2017

Fighting Fifty! My new motto . About two weeks ago I noticed that I have a new wrinkle that is close to my mouth. Fine , who cares ? It’s  a wrinkle . But when I drink red wine , I get a purple mark in this wrinkle . I am disgusted . I wanted to age gracefully . My body is on point . I am a feminist . I want to be emotionally cool with my body maturing . That all sounds nice but now the fight is on . I will not give up red wine and I will not walk around with a purple line around my mouth . I am still in my forties but this will break me . ” ok Doc , fix this . I don’t give a F*** what you have to use to fill this line ! “. I will fight fifty with all my might !

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April 19, 2017

Some Psycho has written me and accused me of hacking his accounts. Lee and I were laughing this morning ” DUDE I don’t even know how to tag people on Facebook. ” I am sitting here laughing at the absurdity of this. . I am currently locked out of my son’s high school parent portal . I wish I had some hacking skills just to see my son’s grades.

San Diego revamping the menu. Excited to taste test the new additions. Nashville started the water dance back up! Exciting . Honestly the bars are doing great. Only a few right now causing some issues. I will take that!

Within 24 hours my son wrote his resume and got a new job.  Chip off the old block. Good for him.

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April 8, 2017

Heading to Denver for anniversary party . A group of us are going to sushi tonight . I haven’t eaten sushi with Lizzie since Tokyo . Tomorrow morning 5k with some of the crew . Hopefully Lizzie purchased us some costumes . Annuversary party starts at 2 pm , Sunday . A full two days  Exciting !  Tomorrow’s run won’t be a slam dunk . Last time I ran at altitude I lasted  about a mile .

Denver is such a great city . Plus the Denver bar  had a great night last night !

 

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April 3, 2017

I would like to microchip the managers. A company in Sweden is microchipping their employees. AFTER Saturday’s visit to the San Diego bar I would love to do this.

www.yahoo.com/finance/news/cyborgs-employees-getting-implanted-microchips-125759240.html

I want to improve the microchip. The managers walk near the bathrooms and they are either subtly influenced into cleaning or  they get  shocked  into cleaning .  Everytime I email or text they answer immediately. It’s been two days since the ” WHY THE F CAN”T YOU HAVE TOILET PAPER IN THE RESTROOMS?:’ event and I am still upset .

I am not mad at the Nashville bar. They are rocking. And from what I hear the new AM , Mike B is a freak about a clean bar. ” Mike you may be visiting San Diego if this shit doesn’t change.”

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