March 11, 2016
Note to self: ” don’t take old codeine cough syrup just because you don’t feel like going to the doctor.” So Monday night I took old cough medicine that was in the fridge that Jackson had been prescribed possibly over a year ago. I started feeling sick and wanted to make sure I was well for this weekend in NYC. Within an hour I was throwing up violently . I had to actually get a shot to stop me from throwing up. But the best part of this was getting up the next morning and seeing the whole lower part of my face and neck completely swollen. That was Monday night. Today it’s Friday and I now have a new double chin. Supposedly it’s filled with lymphatic fluid. ” Doctor please do something.” ” Liliana you will feel better next week. It will all calm down.” ” doctor I don’t give a shit about feeling better but I am doing a tv interview for Fox Business on Sunday and I can not have a double chin!!! Please help me.” They gave me prednisone . But I don’t think it’s really working. Oh well maybe this is the one time when in my company a Burkha may be the best option.
” Paula you can’t ban bikers at the NYC bar. We are a biker bar.”
” Lil they were two bicycle messengers who started a fight in the bar.”
Never in a million years when I got text messages of ” bikers being banned ” did I think it meant bicycle riders. My apologies Paula.