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Lil Spill

March 11, 2016

Note to self: ” don’t take old codeine cough syrup just because you don’t feel like going to the doctor.” So Monday night I took old cough medicine that was in the fridge that Jackson had been prescribed possibly over a year ago. I started feeling sick and wanted to make sure I was well for this weekend in NYC. Within an hour I was throwing up violently . I had to actually get a shot to stop me from throwing up. But the best part of this ¬†was getting up the next morning and seeing the whole lower part of my face and neck completely swollen. That was Monday night. Today it’s Friday and I now have a new double chin. Supposedly it’s filled with lymphatic fluid. ” Doctor please do something.” ” Liliana you will feel better next week. It will all calm down.” ” doctor I don’t give a shit about feeling better but I am doing a tv interview for Fox Business on Sunday and I can not have a double chin!!! Please help me.” They gave me prednisone . But I don’t think it’s really working. Oh well maybe this is the one time when in my company a Burkha may be the best option.

” Paula you can’t ban bikers at the NYC bar. We are a biker bar.”

” Lil they were two bicycle messengers who started a fight in the bar.”

Never in a million years when I got text messages of ” ¬†bikers being banned ” did I think it meant bicycle riders. My apologies Paula.

3 comments

  1. I’ve been to the NYC bar several times and ran across the messengers, generally they seem like a good bunch of guys (although it would probably be good for them to take a shower before coming to the bar after work). So, I suspect that the turmoil was caused by too much Jameson mixed with a cute girl where two messengers were trying to send messages not related to their daily occupation where one or more got miss interpreted.

  2. Paula is right! I agree that these bicycle messengers should be banned from the NYC bar (or at least the particular ones who are known for causing trouble). Whenever I am there during happy hour, they are very loud/obnoxious drunks (in a bad way) and I notice they are not good to the bartenders either (they never tip). They also stink up the entire bar with their sweat, keeping many folks out. I also recently read several reviews on yelp complaining about them too. Normally, there isn’t a bouncer present yet and it’s a concern that they will start fighting at any moment.

  3. Some people will complain about hitting the lotto, and having to pay taxes. MOST of the messanger a are good guys. Yea some should be 86’d, but the same people complaining about them, complain about the music they could easily change. Complain about the bar being 2 busy. Complain, complain, complain.

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