Lil Spill

February 23, 2016

The inspector for our insurance company went to the building to inspect the damage from the dryer fire. I think the fire was caused by a full lint tray but I am not sure. There was a 2 day old baby in the apartment. Thank god everyone is alright. That scared the life out of me. I was just sent pictures of the apartment. the tenants painted the whole apartment black, which I had known about. But seeing the pictures I was surprised at how nice the apartment looked. More modern artsy then ” I want to kill myself ” artsy.  I remarked on the cleanliness of the apartment and got this response  : ” Vampires get a bad rap. They are really quite tidy”.  There you have it!

A lot going on in Coyote land. Possible documentary, reality shows, trade shows, openings. Busy busy.

” Chantel why the fuck don’t more of our girls speak spanish?” We are trying to staff the Mexico trade show. One of the girls that we originally picked is getting a boob job that week and can’t come. Then the various employees that don’t have passports.   What a nightmare .


  1. Let your girl under the knife know that it is likely legal to write the expense off of her taxes as an unreimbursed business expense. I know for a fact that US tax court upheld the write-off for an exotic dancer.

  2. Mike PIMP was funny as hell but not me, I am about the last person in the world who would ask a girl to sell herself for money. I feel bad if I forget to hold a door open for a female hanging out with me.

  3. Glad to see you going to Canada. I guess you will be looking at Toronto and Vancouver. I’ve been to Quebec City a few times. It is also a great city.

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