Lil Spill

April 24, 2014

I showed up for my appointment. (Let’s preface this by saying that I have thrown up multiple times in the last 36 hours and I just feel very emotional.) The receptionist welcomed me in and said ” can I take your picture?” Let’s just say I flipped out. When I finally got into the procedure room I was close to tears and the doctor came in and hugged me. As he pulled away he said ” I will blame you if my receptionist quits.”
After the second procedure the doctor said please call me if you continue to be this sick or any other issues.” The nurses turned to him and said that I am not the calling type. After he left I heard the gossip. My doctor is handsome. He’s the bodybuilder type. The nurses told me that female patients will text him sexual messages. ” Doctor, every time I raise my leg up I think of you.”