December 4, 2013
” no one gives a shit about Grover’s disease. Go have one of the bars do a charity run for Grover’s disease so the one person in the world who cares about it gets a new research fund .” From my ex husband
Today I was diagnosed with Grover’s disease . People like me with this genetic disease get skin issues when they sweat or are in extreme weather conditions. Touché Nepal race. Not life threatening only annoying.
Well doctor what can I do? “Stop sweating and stop wearing tight sports bras. But can I say that who ever did your breast augmentation did an excellent job .”
Key West, WTF? Get your shit together. Right now I expect Nola or Milwaukee to suck according to season but not Key West”
Today my gratitude goes to Dr Metzner who did my boob job . Thank you for making my life so much happier .”
Heading to Nashville tomorrow