Long week in Constanta, Romania. The girls here are beautiful and full of life. The downside is that the management has been way too relaxed with them. Finally two days ago, I lost it on them! ” god damn it, I am sick of all these smoke breaks. Think I haven’t noticed that there are only a few of you working really hard? Get your shit together!” Well that worked because in two days we have made a ton of progress. Wow its a completely different and better group now.
Yesterday I took 3 Romanian girls and 2 american girls to perform on this famous Romanian talk show. ” Lil I am sorry but we have to shorten your performance by 1 minute because of breaking news in Romania.” The breaking news was this famous Romanian guy who was caught cheating on his wife. lol . Regardless all the girls did great. The clip is already on our website! Tonight is the big opening. I leave our american staff here and tomorrow I head back to the states. I am bone tired! Daniel and the girls have been running everyday. I have been at the gym every day. Bam. going back in good shape

2 days to get to Novosibirsk ( capital of Siberia) but well worth it. The bar was gorgeous. It was packed. and the staff is outstanding. I had a press conference in Siberia. The russian press conferences are always funny. The area in Siberia where the bar is located was a hot spot for the sciences. One reporter started telling me that for 60 years scientist from Novosibirsk worked on domesticating the fox and they finally did. He asked what my thoughts were on this great achievement . My reaction was ” why couldn’t they have spent 60 years curing cellulite. Now that would of been a great accomplishment.” at least a few people laughed. Regardless an excellent opening!! ( the talk of grand opening night involved Daniel, tequila, and taking his shirt off while being doused in water.)
Now we are in Constanta, Romania helping to open his bar. Gorgeous girls. But we definitely need to do a lot of training. 4 days!!

Tummy tuck belt? Does this work? I am enthralled by this infomercial. I am at the JFK airport Hilton waiting to head for me first flight to Moscow. It’s going to be a long day.
Get to airport 2 hours ahead of flight
9.5 hours to Moscow
3 hour layover in Moscow
4 hour flight to Novosibirsk
18.5 hours to get there. That doesn’t count my trip last night to NY from New Orleans.
Today is the Novosibirsk grand opening! Good luck everyone see you tomorrow

It’s been a while since I was in college. And like most other students, I did my fair share of partying. But an Alchohol Enema? My god, people want to get so drunk that they put Alchohol up their butts? I am flabbergasted.
Every freaking trip to Russia, I have to wait til moments before my flight to get my passport back with the appropriate visa. Doesn’t matter how soon I get my passport and application to the appropriate place , it always arrives the same day as I leave . Which in turn makes me nerves that it won’t come! Urgh. Tomorrow night I fly to JFK. I have to stay overnight at the hotel airport . Then Wednesday I head for Moscow and transfer to another flight to Novorisbirsk ( sp). I am excited to go to Siberia! How cool is that. And then to Romania! I want to thank all of our licensees and the universe for making these opportunities exist.
12 days without Jackson. I love that kid going to miss him.