Lil Spill

August 26, 2009

I couldn’t sleep last night. I have this anxiety of Daniel opening his unpolitically correct mouth in Russia and having big problems. Daniel is one of my best employees. He works very hard and is incredibly valuable to the company but the words that come out his mouth while addressing the various staffs are worse then any truck driver I know. ” He retard!” that a normal greeting from Daniel. ” That guy will spend a million bucks in this bar so eye fuck the shit out of him and get his money!” I thought I was bad but I cringe sometimes when I listen to him. Jeff was late to the seminar and missed Daniel’s presentation. The short of one of Daniel’s teachings was, and this is in my words because his words are worse, ” always cultivate positive relationships with your regulars. In your regulars you have plumbers, lawyers, electricians, ac guys, carpenters. Do you know how much money you can save if you get the regulars to do some of the maintenance work. If you have to fuck Joe blow so we get free plumbing work , then do it.” Oh my god did Daniel just ask the managers to exchange cleaning pipes for getting our pipes cleaned?” I can only imagine him telling the Russian staff to ” eye fuck the local plumber” and then having a russian mafia boyfriend beating the shit out of him. I told Jeff, Kevin, and Lee ” we have 3 months to get Daniel more PC so we don’t get killed!!!
Reading the second book in the Twilight series. This is the worst mushy junk I have ever read. ” Please either vampire or werewolf kill her so we can put an end to her misery and the readers!!!

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