CRUNCH. Fuck I just hit a wall with the side of my car ! FUCK. My sister made me feel better . ” last week I was backing out of the garage and hit my husband’s car . Damaging mine and his . ”  thanks Bellinda . That made me feel better .

A company that runs together has fun together! Signed up Pinky, Tommy, Lizzie, Kevin and myself for a 5 k next week outside of Denver!

Some woman went into the Nashville bar pretending she knew me. My understanding from the manager’s log was she was first a supposed acquaintance of mine then as the night progressed she was my secret corporate employee . ” Lil will want to know what’s going on!”  Low and behold they didn’t buy her story and she eventually got kicked out. Of course she found me on Facebook . I woke up to FB messages and pictures of the Nashville bathrooms.  Her early messages were ” I create fashion lines for woman. Then she wrote  ” and I do tile as well”.  I wish my boyfriend had these talents. Fashion designer and tile layer. Versatile. Michael wrote something in the log. I sent Lizzie and Michael  a text  ” Really?  I secretly hired someone in corporate to design clothes and fix the bathrooms?” Have you seen the NY bathrooms lately?

Injected cement and Chalking for a butt Implant. With all the white house craziness , this article jumped out at me.

Waking up with HR issues isn’t the positive way to start the day I was hoping

Nashville is just crushing numbers ! Excellent . Runblings at the Fort Worth bar . Bar is doing very well but definitely hiccups . Tommy and Chantel will visit .

  1. With Jackson on our latest college trip .  Carleton college

Just got back from Aerial Silks Circus class. Thank you Mary Sue. Mary Sue from the San Diego bar has performed doing aerial tricks . She arranged for us to have a private lesson. So So Fun.  How the hell is it possible for the bottom of my feet to ache?  By the way, you get ” silk burn, just like rope burn. Not quite the fun of getting rug burn. ”

Marsha told me to be grateful for 3 things every day. 1.My son is healthy and happy 2. My body is strong and healthy 3. So many good happy people surrounding me. Thank you universe.

About to sign on multiple sites in the UK!!

Jeff: ” I really like Tommy . He’s doing a great job .” Has the universe gone crazy ? Tommy has been on Jeff’s shit list for months . Normally it takes years to  get off of it . Well done Tommy . South by South West has been a little disappointing for the Austin bar. Revamp  next year . Heading to New Orleans for  the  big anniversary . Looking forward to the Guinness Challenge in Sunday .

Go Cardiff Coyote Ugly

Guinness Challenge

Chsntel , kevin , Lee, Leslie and myself are signed up for this! New Orleans here we come !

A lot going on in Coyote Land.  SD 3 year anniversary party was super fun . Had staff show up from Denver , Nashville , and Vegas bar . Trying to make a quick stop on San Antonio next week . Shout out to Chantel , Tommy , marsha , pinky , Lizzie , and Lee for really stepping up !

World domination .