You know you drank too much when you wake up buck naked lying next to your best friend . And in converse she was completely clothed asleep with her boots on . ” dude you were supposed to be Chris Hemsworth laying next to me !” Austin anniversary party ! Very very fun . Lost my wallet . Had to call my exhusband to go to my house and get my passport . Again : you know you drank too much when you give your exhusband your safe combination . ” Please universe don’t let him steal back my engagement ring from the safe .
Calamity averted .
I found my wallet !