Lil Spill

July 28, 2015

OMG! Every bar sucked last night. San Antonio and San Diego the only ones that I don’t want to slit my throat over. Heading to San Antonio tomorrow for the 10 year anniversary party. Should be fun. I am hoping not so much fun that I need two days to recover.

We started a new program where I have to approve all new hires. Yesterday I received a picture of this girl from Nashville. Honestly she wasn’t very attractive. I asked the manager: “Does she have bartending experience?” No “Any serving experience at all?” No .” Personality?” ¬†Shy. WHY THE FUCK would you send her information to get approval. I am no rocket scientist but it seems to me that she is not someone we would want to hire!!! Oy vay


  1. Lil, I will likely see you in San Antonio, my goal is to just remember until 10 in the evening at the party.

  2. Damn it Dave you should tell me you were going to San Antonio, we could have party with Lil, till she boots us out of the bar. I miss San Antonio I was stationed there for many years. You all have now.

  3. Wow I just got pushed to the ground for saying please don’t skip my songs then told to not come back. Do one.

  4. Ouch still no resolution, headed to the airport. I am sad to say I think I not going back into a Coyote.

  5. Cab driver said to let management know after hearing what happened that no longer would she refer anyone to coyote. Small but necessary result of last night.

  6. I saw that guy. He didn’t get thrown to the ground. He was escorted out after cussing out staff and fell trying to run back in the bar into a different door evading the bouncers. It was best for everybody that he left

    1. If both of you are referring to San Antonio, both have part of the facts, he was mad his songs were getting skipped and staff didn’t care, but he had enough to drink and it was time for him to go.

      1. I didn’t mean to be critical. You weren’t that bad I just didn’t want it said that he threw you to the ground.
        He’s a cool guy if you come back I’m sure you’ll get along with him. And I’ll buy you a shot. Be well

        1. It’s fine. Thanks for correcting the record. I truly believed what I said. I am man enough to admit I was incorrect when facts prove otherwise.

          1. That said anyway you slice it when people pay for service that isn’t delivered it is theft. That is why I was upset.

  7. Have calmed down now, forgive my posts earlier but I still think it is over the top to get thrown out of the bar for asking that your songs not get skipped.

    1. Dave how goes it brother, did you get tipsy again. Don’t worry about it, just another day at Coyote Ugly, remember Coyote Ugly loves you and your money. They are here to entertain us and give us lots of jack and coke. Lil loves you Dave, so see you soon at the Coyote Ugly Bar. Hehaw

      1. Thanks Mike it wasn’t one of my best moments. Oh well. I likely still am headed there 8/31 for a golf event. We should have a case race.

  8. Not sure you will ever read this but as a gal who’s got serious CU crush I was a little disappointed in Nashville last night. My 53 year old, dog tag wearing veteran that I drug in with promises of boot stomping Charlie Daniels music was denied free entry because he didn’t have his veterans card, only a copy of his DD214 which is universal proof to most but not your BMF. He shrugged it off and paid the cover. The beer gal wasn’t selling unless you approached her. Shot girl wasn’t selling either; just asked if we were alright. WTH! Lil would flip shit if she knew these girls were blowing opportunities. Bartenders were semi working it but they weren’t really selling anything but the jukebox. Then even though I paid for it, there was no classic DWDTG dance, only Limp Biscuit. The only one who impressed was the brunette with the American flag bikini top who never said her name. One gal even made the comment “this ain’t San Antonio”. You’re damn right it ain’t! Might want to pay an unannounced visit there Lil!

  9. Your Austin girls change their tip amounts and put in more then given. I was always happy to visit but this very shady and I will not be back.

  10. Well I went the Coyote Ugly in NYC last night for the first time and the last night it was dirty and smelly. Now I understand why they are closing….very disappointed…

    1. Coyote Ugly Saloon in New York is NOT closing. There has been some confusion with an unrelated bar. Coyote Ugly NYC remains open and going strong!

    2. Hi Danielle, I am a regular at the Coyote Ugly in New York. The bar is not dirty, nor smelly. Danielle, you must not be from New York, if you want a nice smelly place go to your house, in Alaska.

    3. Danielle:

      I agree with Mike, the spot is quite nice and doesn’t smell in the least, perhaps someone around you just needed a shower. I have been in ten Coyote’s over the years and although one of the smaller ones, I think it is one of the better ones. The local clientele makes for a more mellow experience than the more touristy ones.

  11. Drunk people are frequently pointless as the above exchanges indicate.

    As for the employee situation, isn’t your establishment hyper-competitive? That doesn’t create the best incentive to hire people. Current employees would rather hire sub-par candidates with the expectation that the new hire will not perform well. This would mean that the current employee would be under no threat from new members.

    Phew, I’m glad I’m ugly and I’ll never have to deal with that BS.

      1. “Oy Vey”, “Oh Boy”. Hello there there Old Ugly Woman, how goes your fine sunday. My dear Old Ugly Woman, you must really hate Ms. Liliana Lovell (Lil). I take it, you must have worked for her in the past, and your taking revenge has come on the LILSPILL. Old Ugly Woman, I leave you with this quote ‘We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.’ Lil is a kind soul, she has a lot of stress, and sometimes we say things we don’t mean, try doing Lil’s job for a day. Lil, listen to Old Ugly Woman, she is reaching out to you. You all have nice sunday.

        1. No, I don’t know her, and I’ve never worked for her. I’ve never been in a Coyote Ugly. There was nothing spiteful or hateful about what was said. I was just pointing out the correct spelling, and further pointing out a theory concerning incentives. There is nothing controversial about what was stated. There is a whole branch of economic theory devoted to human and organizational behavior called “Behavioral Economics”. Nothing I said would be “spiteful” if you knew anything about the subject.

          You seem a little sensitive, but how you choose to feel about anything I say is not my problem.

          1. My Dear Old Ugly Woman, meet me at Coyote Ugly for a drink, I am buying you a few shots, so you can chill out and you tell Uncle Mike Vito all your problems. I teach cross culture communications and human Intelligence for government personnel going to work in other countries. We should be able to have a conversation about humans behavior and Lil. Maybe I can introduce you to Ms. Liliana Lovell (Lil) and you can tell her how you want be a Coyote Ugly bar girl so bad. Old Ugly Woman here is my email address

          2. No thanks, I don’t need to drink with anyone who feels the need to demean me. Have a nice life, I will not be around here again.

          3. Old ugly woman why are so uptite, I am not here to demean you. If that’s how you feel, then please accept my sincere apologeze. I was trying to break you loose of your uptite thinking. Ciao darling, peace and love.
            Mike sends

  12. Yes, and to clear this up….the bar that is closing in NYC is called Hogs and Heifers. That is/was a very dirty bar with terrible bartenders with nasty attitudes. One media source made a huge mistake by titling an article “Coyote Ugly-like bar Closing in NYC”. This led several to believe it was Lil’s Coyote (those who didn’t take the time to actually read the article).

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