Lil Spill

June 8, 2015

Fucking Key West! If you asked me 5 years ago if I could ever hate a tropical island I would say ” no way”. My god what a fucking pain in butt. An island filled with drug addicts and lazy people . Urgh !!! Even our travelers only want to go work there for short periods , ( personally if I was 25 I would go for 6 months . Work and live it up). Today I am making some changes . Anyone male or female can apply for bartending . Old, young, fat, skinny, I don’t care . We just need some bartenders !


  1. I will work for drinks. I warn you that would cost you.

    Good luck finding bartenders.


  2. Hi Lil, I can bring girls in from Mexico and Philippines for 1 year tour to work for you in key west. I get 20% finder fee for each chick I bring in. Hehaw I am going to be a pimp for coyote ugly. I am serious.

  3. Lil,

    Do you remember me? I was the City Manager of Key West when you opened your bar here. I would like to talk to you about making Coyote Ugly a screaming success on Duval Street. It may require that we adjust your business model to beat up the local Conch bars. If you’re interested, feel free to call me on my cell phone.

    My regards,
    Bob Vitas

  4. Hiwe are looking for a great place to treavl next monnth.Where Erin & Mike have been feels very safe and great food.Thanks Linda and Ken

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