Lil Spill

June 6, 2012

I am outraged! The Vatican is appalled by american nuns condoning masturbation and homosexuality. Those darn nuns are heathens. I have never masterbated in my life and we all know those darm homosexuals are satans spawns. ( yes I am being sarcastic).
How the hell can a person be a nun without masterbating?
” God , how do you feel about masterbation?”
” I think if people masterbated everyday the world would be a more peacful place”
OK there you have it.

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