Lil Spill

The 2003-2018 blog of Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

November 2003 Archive

Friday, November 28, 2003 The Cat in the Hat sucked! Mike Myers did his Coffee Talk ( SNL ) character for the whole movie. Well I can't say the whole movie since I walked out after 50 minutes. Dr. Seuss is rolling in his grave.OK I'm going to New York next weekend and every Hotel is booked. I have been on Hotels.com, Yahoo, and Travelocity. What the fuck? If anybody who reads this editorial piece ( that sounds good. Makes...

October 2003 Archive

Friday, October 31, 2003 Bud Girl with the pig tails, if you even come near the New Orleans bar, I will turn the other cheek while my girl Chantel kicks your ass.Tonight we had the bud girls vs. coyote girls volleyball match. We knew when they walked in that they had brought ringers. We found out from the refs that 3 of their 6 girls play in a division volleyball league. We came with 2 strong girls (Leah and Catherine),...

Lil’s First Post!

10 and 1/2 years and it finally happened. Melissa, a bartender, put her foot right through the NY bar. Jacqui the manager called me up concerned about the large hole that now existed in the bar. My first response was "is Melissa alright?" I was informed that she was fine. My second response was "let's sell the broken pieces on e-bay." Of course Jacqui already started fixing it and didn't save any of the fragments. My third response was more...