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Lil Spill

October 14, 2011

3 hours on a plane with my son and his close friend .
” I am going to cut your eyes out and shove them up a sumo wrestler’s butt” ” well I am goimg to sew your mouth to the sumo wrestler’s butt and feed him Mexican food” ” well boys I am going to sew half your mouths to each other then sew the remainder on a sumo wrestler’s butt and feed him Indian food with a ton of dairy”
Take note that they both go to excellent excellent schools.

More Lil Spill Posts

October 10, 2011

God damn it! I actually have to put on my glasses to write this. This is when aging sucks . Nashville rocking this weekend. Got some cool stuff going on. […]

October 12, 2011

When did Pictionary get so hard? Theydont just have single words they have phrases. ” two ships that pass in the night”. Jackson and his friend were funny. ” what […]

October 15, 2011

This is from Miami the AM of Nashville ” Other than that, I am truly awesome……My managing skills are only surpassed by my great looks, and parenting……..I really am, well, […]

October 15, 2011

I have been reprimanded. Even though it said Miami it was actual Jim managing in Nashville. You are a rockstar Jim

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