Fighter jets escorted a couple commercial flights to their destinations because a few passengers made frequent and long bathroom trips yesterday. Do you know How much time I spend in the airline bathrooms after the anniversary parties? I remember bartending at the Village Idiot one night. I finished at 5 am then had a 7 am flight to Miami. That was bar none the worst flight of my life. I threw up from takeoff to landing . How embarrassing if fighter jets forced us to land just cause I drank too much the night before .
PAST LIL SPILLS