

By Liliana Lovell,
Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
San Antonio and Ft. Lauderdale rocked last night!!! Knock on wood, Ft. Lauderdale is kicking some butt.
Last week I got an irate letter from a concierge at a hotel in San Antonio. The letter was about sending customers to the bar and on arrival at the bar, one customer was so severly chastised by a girl on the mic that he left and complained to the hotel. Well I called the manager and asked about it. Of course her side was that the girl didn't say anything out of the ordinary this particular guy was very sensitive. What is rule #1 read your customers. She obviously didn't take the time to see he was not the type that you can joke with. Well the reason I am upset by this is because this partricular hotel is my favorite hotel in San Antonio. I'm a regular there. I'll be there in two weeks and I keep on thinking that I am going to have to hide so I don't hear shit from the concierge. Kelly told me she was going to walk over there. I hope she did because I LOVE STAYING THERE!!
Kansas City April 22nd. We are currently looking for a GM. Knock on wood , cross your fingers!!! I decided that we should start putting salt in front of all the doors of each bar. Supposedly a bad person can not pass over a line of salt at a door. Shit if I really did this we would lose all the pre 5pm regulars of the NY bar.
Monday, January 30, 2006
Hey Lil,
I have a confession to make, I remember having a conversation with you but have absolutely no clue what we talked about. The last hour or two on Thursday is pretty blurry to me, I even ended up leaving my tab open (Not to worry though, I went back Friday for Happy Hour and closed it out). Apparently I must have spoken with Kevin too because I ended up with one of his business cards(that I just found today), but I really don't remember that at all.
This guy is my apple contact. He helps me when I have computer questions. Well, I can tell you this, he definitely had a good time at the anniversary party.
I am bone tired today. Too much traveling and such little sleep
Sunday, January 29, 2006
" I can't believe in Denver so many girls have such deep tans." I was laughing last night because Danielle and Kalie are so dark they look like they just got back from a 3 month tropical vacation. Danielle said to me last night " Any spare time I have I spend in the tanning bed." I remember loving to tan and thinking that it would never effect my skin. When I was 28 years old, not one wrinkle, I went to Cozumel, Mexico. As usual I spent most of my time sunbathing. On the 3rd day I woke up and I had a line under one of my eyes. Well I figured it was from sleeping on my face, so I thought it would go away. Well that afternoon, it was still there. The next day it was still there. And today it is still there ( with a few others). " Oh girls, if you would only listen!"
Jason, a bouncer, in Denver has been begging Brian to let him strip at the bar. His other job is a chippendales dancer. I went up to him last night and I said "before you even ask, NO STRIPPING in the bar" Maybe next time I'm in Denver I'll take the girls to go see him at his other job. He claims he is quite good.
Friday, January 27, 2006
Well a few of the San Antonio girls came last night. It's amazing how San Antonio is only 1 hour away but the girls are so different. Not in a bad way just different. When I talk to the austin girls they treat me with respect, they speak to me in a kind and professional manner. Lyndsey from San Antonio calls me on the phone yesterday to tell me she is coming to the party and before she hangs up she says " Lil I hope we make out tonight". My response " What the fuck is wrong with you?" So last night the San Antonio girls came up with Jenn Hawk the AM. " Lil , my husband"s an excellent lay. Guess where we did it last week?" ( Jenn Hawk) I don't even know if a hello was exchanged before we started this conversation. It must be something in the water . But I love them just the way they are.
Again, I was so impressed with the Austin girls last night. When I evacuated to Austin I felt that the girls were just going through the motions. Last night they were so great! They loved their job, they loved themselves. They shined. It was so heartwarming. It made me feel awed. And I'm proud that I had a small part in it.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
So yesterday I had an unbelievably stressfull day. I decided around 2 pm to get out of the house and do something fun before picking up Jackson at school. So I headed to the Lexus dealership to test drive the Hybrid. When I got to the lot I couldn't find a sales person so I decided for fun to go to a neighboring lot and test drive another car, PORSHE. I decided to test drive the new Cayman S ( not the cheyenne SUV). This Car is an unmistakeable sportscar. They market it as a close cousin to the carrera but a step above the boxster. Oh my god! It was so freeing. It's a 6 speed and it drives like a dream. So fast and very easy to drive. So last night while Jackson is playing a computer game I went on my laptop and went to the porshe website. Build your own Porshe. How fun. I AM A MOM THAT DRIVES MY KID AROUND ALL DAY. I DON'T NEED A SPORTCAR! But man I started comparing prices. The boxster is the cheapest Porshe. You can get it for as low as $45,000. The Cayman S that I saw and loved was about $71,000. And the Carrera S Cabriolet ( convertible) is about $100,000 ( including great options). The thing with Porshe they make you pay an arm and a leg for options. So then I was reading the reviews. The boxsters reviews were solid without the top on but pretty poor with the top on. The Cayman S ( no convertible option) had very strong reviews all across the board. And the Carerra as well had very strong reviews the only negative is that the backseat is a joke.
I called up Lee and I said I can't stop thinking about this car. He said " Wait a week, the urge will pass and you'll get over it." So hopefully in a week I'll forget all about it .
Monday, January 23, 2006
April 22nd is the opening of the Kansas City bar. I keep on getting asked why I have not spoken about this. Well honestly I just don't think we are going to have all the construction done in time so I didn't want to jinx it. But here I am possibly jinxing just to appease some people!!! "Kevin Bailey walk through that bar with sage now that I jinxed it"
Kevin thinks I'm a nut but he really is the nut. " Lil I never get to take a vacation" " So kevin take a vacation" " But I can't because we are too busy" " Just take a fucking vacation" This conversation happens at least once a week. ( after 7 pm because he can't remember to call me at respectable hours)
Lee and I just got off the phone and both of us were laughing. He told me that he used to think I had ADD because I never could focus on what he was saying now he realizes that I don't have ADD I just didn't care what he was saying. I started laughing and my response is that I feel the same is true with him, no matter what I say about the merch, he always takes things too far and at every new bar he puts requests in for ridiculous flavored liquors. How many years do I have to tell him that we don't carry " Green Apple Vodka"? I know I say a lot of negative but I love Lee and even though we have very different opinions, he is an incredible worker and a good friend.
Some fucking NY regular was in the Ft. Lauderdale bar and he goes to me " Lil I invested in a knock off Coyote Ugly." " I got really pissed and this was his response " you shouldn't be pissed at me they ripped me off too." So I basically said " Get the fuck out of my face you make me sick."
Friday, January 20, 2006
Today is a new day so back to the grind.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Sunday, January 15, 2006
" Put the claws away girls".
Kevin told me that he thinks the reason he has been getting sick is because he uses his hands on the site for construction and then he bites his fingernails. He said he feels a sense of calm that he now has identified why he is always so sick. Can you say Hypocondriac?
Thursday, January 12, 2006
On a positive note, I have been working on the new corporate office. It's been difficult because the stores aren't getting the normal shipments into their stores so choices are slim. Also the cable company put us on a 3 week waiting list to get internet and we can't function without internet. All of this aside I have been reading about the symbolism of color and how to set up the office using feng shui. Chantel and jeff m must think I'm nuts because I sent them a bunch of links so they can help set up the office properly. I didn't know I needed a crystal on my desk. I'm going to have to run out tomorrow and buy a crystal. Also I need a small fountain, water is very important in the business environment. I am envisioning us setting up the office with this feng shui book in our hands. " no chantel you can't face the copier in that direction!!" " God damn it !! The fax machine is going to suck all the chi out of the room stationed like that!!" " Jeff M. my chair can not be faced with its back against the window!!"
I am a bit insane but it seems to work for me.
Closing in on Ft. Lauderdale. Lee has helped me out this bar by doing the initial inventory order. But he sent it to me last night with liquors on it that had flavors like Green Apple and Black Cherry. 3 years working for me and he is still pulling the same shit. I had to laugh. So I wrote him back and told him that we could hold drink recipe contests to see who made a drink that resembled green apple bubble gum. Or maybe we start using exotic juices as mixers and making guava juice drinks or kumquat drinks. Maybe he could create a Coyote Martini menu with 500 drinks and we can make sure there are more then 6 ingredients in every recipe.
I think he got the hint after I suggested we hold a promo where we use the frozen drink not only as a beverage but as a substance to use in a wrestling ring. " Delicious to drink while your getting your head smashed in by one of our girls. REFRESHING"
I told him. I'm willing to bend the rules a bit but not break them.
As everyone knows I have bartended for many years. These drinks they call Martinis are not martinis. A martini is a Gin drink. Through time they created a vodka martini. Now they essentially call anything with a lot of fruity crap in it a Martini. The horror!!
Memphis and KC closing in.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Busy day today. I have so many different projects going on, it's insane! You would think being filmed on a tv series would get my fat ass in gear and lose some weight. But no, I have been eating about a 1/2 pound of chocolate a day. Just can't stop myself! C'est la Vie!
Oh my god I made the mistake of looking at apple stock. I'm sick. My ex and I sold apple at $24 and now it's at $83. I'm sick!!! I knew when it was at $43 I should of picked it up again! SICK
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
So much going on this week.
Monday, January 09, 2006
We have beautiful girls at all the bars but it seems that every flyer , ad, or painting is of the same 4 girls. We do photoshoots at all the bars but it is so hard to get photos that we can use for the ads. What I have learned from the people who do our ads is 1. you can't use a picture where an appendige is cut off. You would be amazed that a picture that looks really beautiful may be cropped at the hairline or at the elbows. 2. Lighting too dark too light. 3. Clothing, Too revealing not revealing enough. The list goes on. Austin and San Antonio have a shoot scheduled soon so I'm hoping we get some new pictures.
I'll be in Ft. Lauderdale Tuesday - Thursday.
Saturday, January 07, 2006
I wish things were back to normal in New Orleans. So many places are closed and if they are open they have abbreviated hours. It's driving me nuts not to have a supermarket open past 6pm. What has been really difficult is the air travel. Very few direct flights and very few choices. I used to be able to take a direct flight to Ft. Lauderdale but that no longer exists.
Patience, is something I need to work on.
Friday, January 06, 2006
We passed our last inspection in Ft. Lauderdale. I thought Kevin was going to have a coronary. Tonight I'm going down to the bar to help Chantel. We only have 4 girls and two of them are on vacation so she's in a bit of a staff pinch.
That's about all I got.
Jacqui's last message on my voicemail " I look like shit and everyone sucks! Call me back" I don't know who's more nuts Jacqui or myself but it's nice to know that I'm not the only person insane in this company!
Thursday, January 05, 2006
The last few weeks before a bar opens is stressfull. " Lee I love you , calm down." Lee just happens to be artistic so some of the extra work he puts on himself. We have Jacob who does all the vintage signs but Lee actually tries to put the room together and get swag etc. I know he is completely nuts when I get an e-mail " Lil we need to hire a design firm". OK, calm down Lee. It's just downright unamerican to hire a design firm to make a bar look like a dive. Then to make things worse, Kevin is about to explode with stress, again he is like this before every opening and every inspection.
Here's an idea, use new guy Joe to help out. We are paying him. New Guy Joe is an excellent handy man. He used to build sets for stage productions. Now the new can of worms " Lil, Lee has taken Joe away from doing the work I asked him to do." " Lil, Kevin is not allowing Joe to help finish my projects"
I just wrote Lee a note telling him that I can't wait to be a silent investor in a company he runs. I will sit back collecting my checks and he can do whatever crazy stuff he wants. Openings are so fun!
Then I was just sent a picture of the VIP room in Lauderdale. What Lee considers art and decor is going to have religious protesters at our front door. As all doctors say " women are crazy from their 30's until their 50's" " Lee , while I'm in my crazy period can you please take yourself back a notch ? You're gonna give me a fucking heart attack!!"
We've got infringers everywhere it seems. Jeff and I laugh but it is getting so old. I'm so tired of these people stealing from me.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
the funny part when Kevin called me last night ( after 7pm) I just started laughing. You have to finally find some humor in everything.
Well today things are looking up. We have many candidates for Ft. Lauderdale. I think one of my old bouncers is going to haul my trash. And I bought new pants because " fuck it" I don't feel like dieting!
I am very excited about opening Ft. Lauderdale. I love getting to know the girls a bit. There's one girl that I know is a bit nuts, I just hope she pans out. Nuts can really generate money , if they aren't completely over the edge.
Feeling good today!!
Also I really enjoyed Mellissa's ( Denver AM) managers log from last night. " I love 21st birthdays. If your gonna puke make it in the fucking toilet don't miss. I'm a puker and I always get it in the toilet" At 4 am this morning, I was quite amused by this. Thanks Mellissa.
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
I don't know what's going on with me but I have this desire to get rid of everything in my house. Just yesterday I gave my ex husband a leather couch and chair that was in my front room. I think he was shocked. I'm feeling so clostraphobic with so much stuff in my house. Jackson has so much it's ridiculous. Quarterly we give a lot of his stuff away to needy kids but it keeps piling up. I think I'm just frasseled with my son and dog destroying all the furniture in the house. One last gripe. All the lights in my house are on track lighting 8 feet up. It drives me crazy when the lights burn out because it's such an ordeal to change the lightbulbs. And that fuking long pole they sell to change the bulbs doesn't work. I bought it last year and all it oes is break the fucking bulbs at the socket. Last week, I went 3 days without lights in my kitchen until a friend came over and used the ladder to change some of them. ( I feel sorry for everyone today, I can't even stand myself today)
Business news: Toronto is signed and we're closing in. I'm really excited about doing something in another country. It's going to be a great learning experience plus, Toronto is a great city. Ft. Lauderdale is closing in. I'm excited to get to know the girls. We hired a british guy as the gm. I hope he can loosen up a bit . So much going on and so little time.
Also I wanted to say that New Years Eve was Marshall's last night with the company. He's decided to take a break from this industry and rest up a bit. " Thank you Marshall for all the years of friendship and I wish you the best in your life. Austin will surely miss you"
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Nashville kicked butt last night!! Tampa, wow, great night too. The surprise for the night was Austin. They doubled last year's New Year's Eve ring. I haven't heard about NY's numbers yet ( yesterday was funny, I had a panick attack and thought I forgot to renew the NY liquor license. Luckily it's valid till next New Year's Eve. I almost gave Jacqui and Kim a heart attack.) I spoke with Jeff Myers this morning and New Orleans had the best night since we reopened after Katrina. All and All, I am very pleased.
Happy New Year to all my staff and everyone out there. 2006 is going to be a very busy year for Coyote Ugly!! ( Please no evacuation!)