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    Monday, July 22, 2013

    Memories of being a floor manager. I just read some of Jess’s ( Austin AM) frustrations with the girls .lol

    “1.Why are you standing still, and what are you starring at…or thinking
    about? Are you thinking about how packed we are? Wondering how many people
    need a drink and are starring back at you wondering if you even work here?
    2.Are you a singer? Seriously though…do you think you are?
    3.If you won’t shake it for Luke Bryant, who will you shake it for…will
    you shake it for your job?
    4.Might you be interested in letting me show you our merch selection
    incase you would like to sell a t-shirt at some point?
    5.Do you handle being overwhelmed by standing by your register and dancing
    by yourself or humping the air? If so, might you bartend instead of me and
    I can dance and hump the air?
    6.When we are packed with ladies…why is nobody on the bar with you doing
    the wobble, do they prefer the cupid shuffle? When we do get ladies on the
    bar for wobble, why does 3 out of 6 coyotes feel the need to wobble all of
    the sudden?
    7.How many cups can you kick before you think to pick one up? Which leads
    me to my next question…why are we low on cups? Anyone?
    Things that will keep me up tonight, thought I’d share”

    I added a few
    1. Did we make a structural mistake building the back bar so you need to lean on it all night to hold it up?
    2. When it took you 4 tries to button your jean shorts and your belly was hanging over the waistline of those shorts were you thinking ” damn I look good”
    3. Is your memory so poor that you really can only take one drink order at a time?
    I could go on all night. Lol

    2 Comments

    1. Rodo says:

      Bank a min 9% of your weekly income into a high interest bearing savings account where it is easy to put money in but f#$%king difficult to get out. This way you can have your own superannuation when you retire many years from now. If you’re employed long enough!

    2. morgan says:

      i what this bar to keep this wedding plase than you.

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