Scene:Macy’s I am walking with a bag of school clothes for Jackson
Whole conversation in Spanish
Woman:do you speak Spanish?
Me:a little
Woman: are you Colombian
Me: ( feeling a creepy vibe) yes
Woman: do you know what foreigners do with their sales tax receipts?
Me: I think you can bring them to the airport and get a credit for the taxes you paid
Woman: can I have your receipts
Me: ( in English) hell No
After this incident I called my sister and described what happened . Both of us in unison “I can totally see mom pulling that shit too”
Yup
Bars doing great! ” San Antonio, Key West is cleaning your clock! ” lol


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