Walked into the Denver anniversary party to see Tessa in the Jennifer Beales flash dance working out outfit. (nude tights, black underwear and a cut up shirt). Love Tessa to death but it’s sickening how good her body is. Full six pack. Legs and butt of a fitness model. I don’t think that I could go back to my 20s workout 6 hours a day and look that good. Genetically I am inferior as are 99% of all women to Tessa. Now look at the other end of the bar and see Crystal who is actually a fitness model. Wow.
Party was good but I had to sneak out. Between Pinky and the old Coyotes buying shots , I knew I needed to escape before I lost anymore brain cells.


By Liliana Lovell,
Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder
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