By Liliana Lovell,
Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

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    Lil Spills for August 2013

    Monday, August 19, 2013

    Bam Denver Great Sunday night! I love to see those numbers. Nashville crushed all the bars on Saturday night. Again bam!
    I think that’s it. Need to focus back on work this week. Lets make some money?

    Sunday, August 18, 2013

    Yesterday. ” Kevin you are such a good friend for coming to New Orleans to cheer me up.” Cut to 7 am this morning being woken up to pounding on the front door. ” Kevin why are you outside with no shirt and no shoes?” Let’s just say that Kevin, Leslie and I hit Bourbon St like tourists last night. Wine, Vodka shots, hurricanes, Karoake, The Dungeon. The only thing we didn’t do was go to a strip club. Thank god I wasn’t drunk when we were at Coyote. I hate making a fool of myself at my own bar. This morning Leslie called. “Does Kevin know how to sail?” I don’t think so. ” He joined my sailing crew for a regata out of Key West and so did you.” I don’t know how to sail. In fact I actually get sea sick from swimming some times. ” Lil you promised.” Can’t I look pretty and root from shore?
    Matthew a bouncer in New Orleans is joining us at the Sandestin Triathlon!!!

    Thursday, August 15, 2013

    Had a full physical yesterday. 3 hours. I have never had such an indepth exam. The first hour was just the intake questions. ” so why don’t you know , with certainty , how your maternal grandmother died?” Can I answer that my mother is a bit weird. ” Miss Lovell please explain?” Well my mother and I were on the phone last year and she was stating that her mother was a pretty smoker. I replied that no one is a pretty smoker . After that my mother changed my grandmother’s death from emphysema to an obstructed colon. So I believe she may have lied but I am not 100% sure. I couldn’t make this up!
    I was given a bone density scan. With this machine they can find out your true fat percentage. The doctor read the results ” from the waist up your fat percentage is that of a competitive athlete. Sorry Miss Lovell but your butt raises your overall fat percentage. ” Again my mothers fault. Lol

    Tuesday, August 13, 2013

    Milwaukee, good job last night! Going to push back Key West anniversary a few weeks. Postponed Bucharest opening. Trying to get things lined up properly .
    There are some crazy things going on in San Antonio. One of the neighboring restaurants is trying to pull some shit with us. ” dude, do you realize that if we didn’t do so well you wouldn’t have any customers? If it wasn’t for the spill over that we provide you, you would be out of business. And lets face facts your food isn’t going to be on the Food Network anytime soon.”
    Right now I am sitting in the waiting room while my son and his friend get their first facials. I knew that the only way Jackson would go is if his friend went as well. 1. What do you want to accomplish at this facial? My son’s answer. ” get my mom off my back.” Lol
    Is it normal to have indentations from swim goggles for 24 hours? Yesterday we all received , via Kristina , an article about Destin having sharks in the water. Add it to the list of worries for this triathlon.
    “Miss Lovell we canceled your birth control prescription because you answered the intake questionaire with a cautionary answer.” I had one migraine last year that was accompanied with vision sensitivity and you canceled my birth control. Unfucking believable!

    Sunday, August 11, 2013

    I want to thank all of our incredible lawyers and staff that testified at our last lawsuit hearing. Congrats to everyone ! Justice has prevailed and we won the case! What a god send!
    Well I am definitely back to work today. The first email I opened was the resignation of one of our floor managers in NY over an incident that happened last night. Oh brother.
    I was going to head to Key West this week but I may stay home. Ok how long do I have to train for this triathlon? Fuck ! I am less prepared for this one, which happens to be longer, then I was for the last one. Daniel and I were laughing about it last week. He’s scared too. Ok maybe I need to practice backstroke

    Friday, August 9, 2013

    I am awed and so grateful for all the people in our Coyote Ugly family that have sent my family such beautiful wishes, flowers , and food. I am truly thankful.
    My dad didn’t want a service of any kind but we decided to invite the neighbors over since they have been so kind. Kevin found a Latin food place and helped organize catering. Delicious! There were at least 40 neighbors who came over and had personal stories about my dad and mom. At one point, I looked around and realized ” shit if I die tomorrow not one neighbor is coming to my house.” So my pledge is that when I move to San Diego I will cease my NY scrounge demeanor and meet the neighbors. One of the neighbors told me that she was so close to getting my father to have a glass of wine the night before he died. Not sure how that would of effected him? I was shocked that everything went well yesterday. Only one bout of crazy. Unfortunately this continues today.
    Me” mom we need to go to the bank and start closing some of dads accounts.”
    Mom: ” no we need to get Coco ( dog) groomed.”
    Mom: ” Liliana tell Petsmart that your dad died so they can squeeze Coco in today.”
    Me: ” I am not playing the death card with Freaking Petsmart.”
    My sister and I were laughing so hard. Her husband owns a company called Stay on Line. They make custom power cords. They do quite well. The florist had delivered two bouquets of flowers. One was gorgeous white roses and the other was a small vase of quaint flowers. When my brother in law came to my Mom’s house my sister said ” Jim, see these gorgeous roses? Those are from Jeff at Coyote Ugly. See these small pathetic vase of flowers? Those are from your company.” The joke continues because the various managers from our bars have been sending gorgeous arrangements.
    Again thanks everyone. ” I will groom the fucking dog! “imageimage

    Thursday, August 8, 2013

    Wow. I have some really wonderful friends. So many people with kind thoughts. Thank You. I want to say two special thanks to Chantel and Kevin. Chantel was able to send a same day edible arrangement to my Mom’s house ( not easy because they live in the boondocks). And Kevin is helping me find Latin restaurants to cater for my mom , family and neighbors. He’s also called me many times yesterday and today to check on me. Really sweet.
    In true Latin form I have only black clothing. I even brought black workout gear. My mother wore black for 2 years when her brother died, 2 years black and 1 year blue for her mother’s death, she even wore black for 6 months when the dog died. Please lord or higher being dont let today be as crazy as all our family functions tend to be.

    Wednesday, August 7, 2013

    My dad passed away this morning. Arthur Lovell Rest in Peace

    Wednesday, August 7, 2013

    Death seems to be all around me. My dad has not eaten one bite in 3 weeks. Dying holds no dignity. The fables of aging gracefully and dying being peaceful are not always true. I have been reading a book called The Faults of our Stars. In the book the protagonist is a teenage cancer patient ( mandatory book reading for 8th graders). The main character reads this one book over and over. The ending of this book is a sentence that is not finished. You do not find out what happens to the various characters. That’s it. the book she loves ends with no real resolution. But that’s the truth. People die everyday and life goes on. Today the police searched my neighborhood for a gunman. Had he stopped at my house and shot me ( yes I would of died pissed) , life would of continued. The parents in pennsylvania that married for their dying son, held their son while he died today. I can’t truly understand their misery but life will continue. Daniel and I went to dinner tonight. We spoke about every bar in the system including bars we haven’t opened yet. Then of course we spoke about the upcoming triathlon. When I got home to face my next trip, I thought about my dad and how he went to the doctor . They told him how his cancer had spread and he literally went home to die. I feel great physically. Other then a few issues at work my life is outstanding. If I was told tomorrow that I was going to die. I think I would still do this triathlon. I know it might seem simplistic but I want to keep challenging myself. OK 3 wines with Daniel and I am getting mushy. Sorry. New topic.
    Of course A Rod took steroids. He’s obviously off of them now that’s why he looks like shit. Save the money prosecuting him, this isn’t rocket science

    Tuesday, August 6, 2013

    Woke up today a little weepy because I accepted an offer for my house. Well weepiness is over the police just showed up looking for a gun man in my neighborhood. Oh brother . Now my thoughts are ” I better not die before I sell this fucking house.
    My whole Key West anniversary party has collapsed . I need to scramble

    Saturday, August 3, 2013

    The article entitled ” The other F word” has come back to bite me in the ass. All week I have been thinking to myself, ” maybe I call myself fat too much in front of Jackson.” ” Maybe his dad and I shouldn’t joke about being fat and lazy if he’s playing his playstation.” ( again Jackson is lean ). Today Jackson and I ran the Balboa Park 8 mile run. The first 4 miles Jackson struggled. At the water station I decided to take off and just meet up with him at the finish line. In my mind I was thinking ” I have to take this play station away if he is this out of shape.” I was a 1/4 mile away from the 8 mile finish line when my phone rings. ” Mom where are you?” Dude I am still running. OH NO. When I crossed the finish line Jackson said ” Who’s the slow fatass now!” Yup that would be me. lol. He must of passed me somewhere between mile 6-7. Damn . Oh god he’s is going to rub this in all day.
    The phone just rang. ” Miss Lovell the tenant in your Pensacola condo left a pot on the stove. There was no interior damage to the condo but the fire department broke down the front door.” URGH
    Haven’t read one manager’s log all week. Let’s hope it was a good week.

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