By Liliana Lovell,
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    Lil Spills for July 2013

    Wednesday, July 10, 2013

    Kiev Coyote Ugly opening. How exciting!! I will go there in September. The american staff should be there by now. Can’t wait for Daniel to report back. Good luck Kiev!!!
    Tough Mudder this Saturday. Its going to be a fun group going there.

    Monday, July 8, 2013

    Congrats Ernie on your brand new son, Samuel. A beautiful family.
    Back to work. Kevin and I found a great spot in San Diego for Coyote. Lets see if we can nab this one before someone else does.
    I am confused by the managers saying ” great night” then I open the log to see horrific numbers. Now I do put importance on effort, but great night means better numbers. Is this like an April fool’s joke? I still haven’t opened all the logs from the last few days. In New Orleans there was Essence fest which means the bar sucked. I should probably open those first because the other bars have got to be better. NY is one of the steadiest bars in the system. Lets just say I was shocked by last nights horrific numbers. ” where’s Ashton. I must be getting punked.”
    Ok heading home today. Ready to see my little man.

    Sunday, July 7, 2013

    Bam Kevin and I ran a half marathon today in San Diego. When I say Bam, don’t think that I feel strong and powerful. I am exhausted and I am limping, seriously. My time for 13.2 miles was 2 hours and 16 minutes. I am very fucking pleased with that. I ran the first 10k at 59 minutes. So I was doing well , for me. I hit mile 9 and I was struggling. I was trying to pace myself behind these girls who were wearing tootoos with thongs. I was pacing myself watching their butts bounce mile after mile. I don’t give a shit how fit you are, the bare butt running doesn’t look very good. Just my opinion.
    When we started out Kevin was ahead of me. Somewhere between mile 10 and 11 Kevin came from behind me to join me. ” Kevin, didn’t you finish already?” He said that early on he cramped up and I had been ahead of him for most of the race. He was using me as his pacer from behind. ” so I actually beat you the first 10 miles?” Awesome!! He was nice and ran the rest of the race by my side so that my clocked time would be faster even though he could of definitely passed me by.
    Is it weird that I now want to watch myself run in a thong in the mirror to see how badly my butt looks from behind?
    We are mother fucking powerhouses. Next week Coyote Ugly hits the Tough Mudder in Tahoe. ( dont think I Havent noticed the pathetic numbers from some of the bars this weekend.

    Friday, July 5, 2013

    Most of the bars sucked last night. According to my standards . ” really you needed one more girl ? Is your staff handicapped and can’t serve more then ten people all night ?” When I look at the numbers and see comments like that I think 2 things 1. If you are a manager get behind the bar and help out! 2. You need to teach your girls how to bartend better because a chimp can be by themselves doing a better job.
    San Diego is beautiful . But I have done exhaustive research and the two public schools in the New Orleans area are ranked quite high nationally. And my son’s private school has many more accreditations then any school out here . Go figure ? Jackson’s dad just called me ( 50times) ” Liliana your goal is for Jackson to go to Berkley for college . I will fucking kill myself if we stay in New Orleans . I will research an incredible school in SD”

    Thursday, July 4, 2013

    Woke up today and I said to myself ” stop being so ridiculous. Get your ass back to the airport and head to San Diego. So low and behold I am on a layover in Atlanta right now. ” Kevin you want to do a half marathon in SD on Sunday? ” He’s in! Haven’t run more then 2-5 miles in months so I have 3 days to train. Lol it’s called the superheroes costume half marathon. What should I wear? A d what should I convince Kevin to wear? Told my son’s dad that I just registered for this event and I am a bit concerned that I haven’t trained and there will be hills. ( no hills in New Orleans). His response. ” you are a psycho. Psycho trumps hills”

    Wednesday, July 3, 2013

    Vacation canceled. Lol. Ok perhaps a work cation . Oh boy

    Wednesday, July 3, 2013

    Ok vacation is not off to a good start. I booked Jackson to fly to Raleigh to visit my family. I booked US Air, worst airline ever. We get to the check in desk and they inform me that they only allow an unaccompanied minor on direct flights so he can’t go because he has a connection . ” so why the fuck did you sell me the ticket?” So I had to scramble to get him on another flight. But he is going through Orlando and now I am nervous. Now my flight is delayed and I won’t make my connection . I may just belly up to the bar at this point.
    Now the positive is that everyone has acknowledged my vacation except for Kevin. But I expected that . He’s only called me twice . Lol guess what Kevin , if I don’t make my connection in Atlanta I am coming over. Better have some wine ready!” Tough Mudder next week

    Monday, July 1, 2013

    You are fucking kidding me? Went out to dinner with Chantel. We had steak. Drank some wine . Talked about our kids. She even paid the check. Bam laptop comes out of her bag. ” I thought maybe you would want to look at some of the calendar pics.” I was totally hoodwinked!!! Then she said ” we only have to do a few girls because Lee gave me till July 15th. What? YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME? He was On my ass every Fucking day and he gives her weeks. Unfucking believable !

    Monday, July 1, 2013

    Has the apocalypse happened? I received an email from Daniel basically saying “I know how it feels to be burnt out. I will only call you if everything is perfect ( so that’s a definite NO CALL) or one of the bars burns down ( please no jinx).” Actually nice to get a nice message from him. It took a long time but Daniel and I are very close now. He’s family. Our Russian partners had changed the Ukraine bar opening several times. While the guilt weighs heavy on me I am not going to the actual opening. I will go in September instead. Daniel and the american staff will have fun. My god they are always so gracious to us. They take us to dinner. We go out for drinks. Jeff and I usually like touristy events. We even went to a strip club in St Petersberg. And last but not least they even buy Daniel McDonalds. Good Luck, have fun.

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