Just found an app called Don’t Dial. It stops you from drunk dialing. I just installed it knowing that I will be drinking for the next two days in NY. The beauty about being human is knowing that you are wonderful in some things and a complete dumbass in others. I know exactly who I will be blocking phone calls to in the next few days!


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Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Heading to NY tomorrow . Meeting Chris N one of the original bartenders to go shopping and drink a little vino. 20 years. Omg. I spoke with Liz Gilbert today. She worked at the NY bar the first couple of years. ( she wrote Eat , Pray, Love). We came to the conclusion that we are getting old. So be it. At this very moment I feel very happy. I think I found the leather pants I wore to the opening 20 years ago. Dying to see if they still fit? Big weekend
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
My assistant Judy Had to put her mother in a hospital today. My friend Jill had to put her father in a hospital today. Judy, born and raised in Louisiana . Jill born and raised in Jersey.
Judy: ” so sad to see all the sick people. I felt so sorry for everyone”
Jill: ” Look I know they are all sick but why do they have to moan so loudly?”
So much love for mankind. LOL
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Everything was going great today. Everything was falling into place perfectly. Why did I go online and check my stocks? What a mistake! Painful
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
After months of debate I am finally receiving the new lease for the NY bar. Hoping for a smooth lease signing.
Hot damn LA is coming on quickly. Creating a menu and design. Kevin is definitely stressed . Today a friend asked me if anyone on our team has food experience. Well we do run 3 bars with kitchens but for a higher end menu, like LA will have the answer is No. Daniel worked at Mc Donald’s. Its definitely looking like we may have to hire out for this project.
Monday, January 21, 2013
Went to buy lingerie. Saleswoman : ” honey, you aren’t a 32 C your a 32 DD.” . How did that happen. How can my jeans be smaller but my boobs be this big? Urgh. Double D!
Big NY anniversary this weekend! Going to be fun.
Thursday, January 17, 2013
What to wear? I brought 2 dresses but its so cold in the Austin bar I may wear jeans! 9 year anniversary . Wow seems like yesterday. I remember shooting our first reality show during the opening of the Austin bar. Everything was going wrong . In fact , 9 years ago we had to run on the Dallas’ Coyote Ugly catering license because we had not been approved for our liquor license. The cameras followed us around everywhere but they never spliced in the real ups and downs of opening a bar. Their only focus was the girls . Regardless , we did it and the bar is still rocking! Happy anniversary
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Thursday, January 17, 2013
” Tommy, god damn it turn on the heat at the Austin bar!” It’s colder in the bar then it is outside!
Sitting in the bar with Chantel and the girls waiting to start practice. ” Lil I want to work in NY so I can be a bitch. Tommy won’t let me be a bitch at this bar.”
” Lil I threw up cheese fries until 2:30 am because I have morning sickness.”
” Lil I realized this week that I am way out of shape.”
” tommy if I get sick because you are too cheap to turn on the heat, I will be pissed!”
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
On my way to Austin. I was wearing a dress and felt very cold. So I went to the airplane bathroom to change. I was able to slide my jeans on but I didn’t lock the door properly. The door swings open and I am in my jeans with just a bra. Probably 4 people sitting close to the bathroom saw me. Thank god I was wearing a bra . And it was a nice one. Urgh Thank you universe for making me wear a bra today ! I will buy myself a drink to try and play cool.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Lol. On a conference call right now. Lee and I are speaking very energetically about a higher end decor for the LA spot. Kevin just screamed ” is my phone on mute? Why are you guys not including me?” Cause we are speaking over you purposely !” Lol Lee and I are hysterical laughing.
Oh that was priceless!
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Kudos to Jazmine in Denver. She’s the AM in Denver. She’s pregnant and last night a customer bought a body shot off of her pregnant belly. We should definitely charge more for a pregnant bodyshot! Love it!
I have been in a tremendous mood for the last few days. I have been the DJ this morning in my house. Fun morning. Already did half my workout.
Tomorrow heading to Austin.
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