By Liliana Lovell,
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    Lil Spills for December 2012

    Friday, December 7, 2012

    Possible outcomes for this evening didn’t seem to pan out. In fact I left the anniversary party to take one of the Memphis girls back to her hotel after she got kicked out of the Nashville bar. In the cab she was hysterical crying. I tried to calm her. After I dropped her off the cab driver started hysterically laughing. ” Really your her boss?” Lol. So we both chuckled the rest of the way home.
    Nashville happy anniversary. I hope this doesn’t sound conceited because I know I am usually very hard on myself but I looked good in the corset. ( half an hour to put that thing on) I couldn’t breathe or even tie my shoes but it was well worth it. I got quite a few compliments. I guess the running is working.
    Interesting stuff from the psychic
    As I am now in my hotel while my staff is still partying. Have fun . ” marsha see you at the spa!”

    Thursday, December 6, 2012

    I forgot that a friend gifted me a psychic reading. She will call me in about an hour. Just got back from the gym and I am thinking ” will the psychic know I am sweaty? ” .
    Big 8 year anniversary tonight. Should be fun.

    Thursday, December 6, 2012

    Had a ball with the girls last night. I am truly blessed with great people around me. Thanks Miami, Marsha, and Katie. This is my query . How can I go to bed by myself but wake up with sex hair? I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

    Wednesday, December 5, 2012

    ” So , what your saying is that paying down my credit card bills to zero every month is hurting my credit?” Unfucking believable. My flight is delayed. Been sitting at the New Orleans airport for hours. Excited to go to Nashville.
    The US Embassy in India sent us some possible investors. My understanding is that they have a program to promote Indian investments into American companies. Pretty cool.
    Last week a friend brought up a song To me. The song is called America by Deuce. It’s so powerful that I am thinking of doing a choreographed number to it. But it’s really political in nature so I am worried about the implications of the lyrics. We are an international company now. I have listened to the song a hundred times and there is one line that just bugs me. I don’t know . I have to think about it.
    No jinx but LA and NY renewal are moving forward.
    Kevin called me today whining about his medication making him loopy. ” dude you have been shit faced drunk the last few times I have seen you . How is it any different?” Poor Kevin. Well in honor of you, I think I might get shit faced drunk tonight. Feeling restless. Hanging out with my girls tonight.

    Tuesday, December 4, 2012

    A friend called me tonight. ” Lil would you be willing to be my date for a big work party formal? Also can you pretend your not liberal? And can you pretend your Christian?”
    So what your saying is that I am supposed to look pretty and keep my mouth shut? ”
    ” well my boss found out that I knew you and wanted me to invite you. So you can be funny But not about politics or religion. Oh and also don’t speak about environmental issues.”
    So I am supposed to look pretty not speak about any of my beliefs but entertain your boss. Very geisha. Sorry but I think I will pass.

    Tuesday, December 4, 2012

    Hitting the Nashville anniversary. Going to take out Katie, Miami, and Marsha tomorrow night. ( when I say I am going to take the girls out. It will be on the company card. In fact it will be Marsha’s company card. Its tradition for the low man to use their card. lol) Girls night. Kevin always seems offended by this but too bad he cant come. ” Please Katie, only wine.!” Let’s just say that the last time I went out with Katie, I was not in stellar shape.
    I was telling a friend about doing pushups and having to lie flat on my chest with my legs not touching the floor. His response was ” your not really flat on the floor with those boobs. ” No shit I swear they keep getting bigger.

    Tuesday, December 4, 2012

    Today I was very Me, Me, Me. I just received an email from Jasmine from Denver. She is happy, pregnant and just found out the sex of the baby!. Love you ! I am so happy for you. And thank you for knocking me back to earth!
    So happy

    Monday, December 3, 2012

    ” Jackson, I swear Norman Reedus ( Darryl from the Walking Dead) gave me “The Look”. Say hello to your new step dad” lol. Jackson thought I was delusional. But I wasn’t . I know “The Look” when I see it.
    We got to sit in on a question and answer session with the actors who play Darryl, Shane, and Merle. They were riding the line between severely hung over and getting wasted again. Merle was hysterical. He had a bottle of Makers Mark at the table. Funny as hell. Shane was thoughtful and humble. Darryl was somewhere in between. Great bonding experience.
    Side note, I bought 2 gorgeous corsets. Who knew that you could find cool , sexy clothes at Comicon!

    Sunday, December 2, 2012

    What the Fuck! Key West was one of the worst bars according to sales last night. Fucking worst check average in the company. How many fucking times do I have to say to fucking stop pushing body shots and merch when it’s slow. Alienating our customers.
    Go OKC! Great night. Go Memphis. You guys rock! NY bar rock steady! Bam. And of course Nashville and San Antonio with the big numbers.
    If I didn’t mention your bar , it means you sucked too last night.
    Ok peace and tranquility.
    Getting ready to meet the stars from the Walking Dead. Please I hope a jackson doesn’t expect me to go in costume!

    Saturday, December 1, 2012

    The Nerd in me has come out. Tommorrow I am taking Jackson to Comicon in New Orleans. It was expensive but I got us two VIP tickets to meet Darryl, Shane, and Merle from the Walking Dead. We get to ask them questions and take pictures with them. What a cool bonding experience for Jackson and I. I just started letting him watch the show a few months ago. Both of us are glued every Sunday to the new episodes. What the hell do you wear to one of these things? No I am not going to dress in costume! Awesome so excited. Darryl is my favorite . I feel lik a kid!

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