By Liliana Lovell,
Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

Read Lil's story here...


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"Just like to say, odd how..."

"If Mr. Ironman does a ful..."

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    Lil Spills for July 2012

    Tuesday, July 10, 2012

    Let the games begin. Only 24 hours of happiness after signing Key West and the tension starts.
    Jeff: I hate dealing with the insurance
    Daniel: can I take vacation
    Kevin: Lil and Lee pick the signage you want
    Lee: I like the wings
    Lil: I like the plain one
    Lee: well Lil, I can tell you from a design prospective why the wings are better
    Lil: lee we both knew that we wouldn’t like the same one so your game won’t work on me.
    Lil: Kevin grow a set and back me up
    Urgh. It’s just a fact that Lee and I don’t envision the decor of Coyote Ugly the same. But I was expecting the fighting to start in about 2 weeks not one day after we took possession of the space.
    I am grateful for Miami new GM of Nashville. You rock girl. Set a routine for yourself and know that your bar rocks ! The hard work will be worth it!
    Heading to Key West tomorrow

    Monday, July 9, 2012

    Big news! We just signed the lease on a spot in Key West! Hot damn. Opening will ( if forces for good prevail ).be the Wednesday before Labor Day Weekend! Awesome!
    I am grateful for Jeff.even on vacation he makes sure to keep his phone and email available so these deals don’t get stalled! Thanks Jeff excellent job over all the years!
    I think I owe 2 gratefuls.
    I am grateful to Alberto in San Antonio. He’s such a strong AM that I can have Marsha travel to other cities knowing that the bar is running like a well oiled machine under his guard! Thank you
    I am grateful for Juan in NY. He has been the porter for 13/15 years. He works just as hard now as he did 15 years ago. I consider him one of the best assets we have at the NY bar. Thank You
    Oh and thanks Daniel for calling me 5 times a day everyday on my vacation! I think I may need a do over because you don’t feel like you are one with nature while your hiking and your email and phone keeps ringing. ” I didn’t realize you really were on a mountain hiking”

    Thursday, July 5, 2012

    Today I am very grateful to Ernie. I am not going to lie we have struggled with the Milwaukee bar. Ernie , little by little is bringing the numbers up. That coupled with bare bones managing has made that bar profitable . I was so pleased with the dividends from Milwaukee for June! Hot damn Ernie!
    I think this happiness thing is working. I have thrown up multiple times today ( possible causes salmonella , mercury poisoning , or Ecoli lol). But after I throw up I am hungry . So I made myself a hot fudge sundae. Chicken and spinach parmagian , and peanut butter and jelly sandwich . It’s like the universe has given me bulimia. But I don’t need to go to therapy to get rid of it! ( I know that’s not funny but it is a little)
    Got a series of suspicious emails from Daniel and Tommy. I think they like each other, if you know what I mean! ( not that there’s anything wrong with that).

    Wednesday, July 4, 2012

    I couldn’t be happier. I just worked out. I am drinking a delicious coffee and checking my emails . Every Single bar Rocked last night! I am humbled and blinded by the awesomeness of all my staff! Plus an added bonus that I am pretty awesome today ! Happy 4th of July. I am sitting outside in Park City, Utah listening to the sounds of nature. Drinking a coffee and thanking the universe for my perfect son sleeping inside.
    Today I am grateful for two people, Jess and Tish of Austin. Jess flew to NY to help train the new GM but she also made sure Tish was trained for the busy week in Austin! Thanks Jess great job. ” And Tish thanks, you got thrown into such a busy week and you are handling it with composure and authority.”

    Tuesday, July 3, 2012

    I am grateful for the Pop a Lock company. At 5:40 am, Jackson and I were Locked out of the house. No house keys no car keys. Oh and yes I could see them on the counter through the window. Urgh Yes we missed our flight!
    Now the positive person says ” you missed your flight for a reason. The universe is realigning your situation. ”
    The negative person says ” I am a fucking idiot! The universe needs idiots to balance things out ”
    Now I am on the phone with Delta . The Delta agent seems to concur with the “idiot” theory. Fuck!

    Monday, July 2, 2012

    I am grateful for Marsha . ( Regional manager) Marsha works so hard. She’s always a professional and I enjoy her as a friend. We are going to the spa before the San Antonio anniversary!
    OK TOMKATE. Yes Katie Holmes filed for divorce. Tom Cruise has been married 3 times. His first wife Mimi Rodgers said that they divorced because there was no intimacy. ( nice word for they never had sex) The guy is gay and he is so immersed in this Scientology stuff that Katie Holmes had to break away from him. Supposedly there is a support network in scientolgy that helps gay men turn straight. Obviously it didnt work for John Travolta and I doubt it will work for Tom Cruise. These guys are already big stars, why not just come out?
    These are my personal opinions . I catogorize Scientology in the aame category as Mormonism.
    The Church of Scientology is one of the most controversial new religious movements to have arisen in the 20th century. It has often been described as a cult that financially defrauds and abuses its members, charging exorbitant fees for its spiritual services. The Church of Scientology has consistently used litigation against such critics, and its aggressiveness in pursuing its foes has been condemned as harassment.Further controversy has focused on Scientology’s belief that souls (“thetans”) reincarnate and have lived on other planets before living on Earth, and that some of the related teachings are not revealed to practitioners until they have paid thousands of dollars to the Church of Scientology.
    The founding of Mormon:
    Smith said he found the plates on September 22, 1823 at a hill near his home in Manchester, New York after an angel directed him to a buried stone box. Smith said the angel at first prevented him from taking the plates, but instructed him to return to the same location in a year. In September, 1827, on his fourth annual attempt to retrieve the plates, Smith returned home with a heavy object wrapped in a frock, which he then put in a box. Though he allowed others to heft the box, he said that the angel had forbidden him to show the plates to anyone until they had been translated from their original “reformed Egyptian” language. Smith dictated a translation using a seer stone in the bottom of a hat, which he placed over his face to view the words written within the stone.[3] Smith published the translation in 1830 as the Book of Mormon.
    Really. One religion was started by a science fiction writer L Ron Hubbard. You have to pay the church to be enlightened . And since you really are an alien from another planet your payment helps you to become closer to your true roots.
    Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon religion. Claims to have translated religious plates by using a stone placed on his head. Come on people. I mean really?
    I wont even get into Mitt Romney.
    The other side. If believing that paying a church to find your alien self makes you happy! So be it! Good for you. And if believing that some guy could read rocks , dictate rules that guide you ( men can take many wives) and that Mormonism is the only true form of Christianinty helps you sleep at night. Good for you.

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