I went to Pensacola yesterday. The beaches were beautiful and still opened . I didn’t see any oil and the EPA tested the water and said it was fine. Now the interesting part. Trey and I were sitting in our beach chairs just talking. A woman probably 8 months pregnant parked herself with her friends next to us. I would out her somewhere in her 30s. Once she was seated she got herself a cigarette and lit up. Trey and I watched her in disgust. I said to him ” $10 bet that she opens up a beer for herself “. Well about 15 minutes later she opened up a beer for herself while she was On her 3rd cigarette. That is what white trash is. She then started throwing up and she said to her friend ” I wonder if that’s because I got stoned last night?” Trey just kept saying to me ” littlin’ do not say anything. Honey look at her ! Even 8 months pregnant she would kick your ass. That girl has been rode hard and put up wet!” regardless I can’t stoo thinking about it. That’s one big reason I believe in abortion. Poor baby, his or her life is over before it begins!
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Lil Spills for June 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
This weekend is my high school reunion. I am not going but was thinking about seeing all my friends wondering who’s doing what? Divorces? Affairs? Plastic surgery? Then I started thinking about my boob job and it dawned on me, ” what if I am the only one who had plastic surgery” ? So many scenarios running through my head. I would have to wear a full astronauts suit to cover the tattoos!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Also possible Milwaukee landlord stopped into the New Orleans bar. His words were ” sleazy” Now he is upset about us. The New Orleans bar isn’t sleazy, its a Dive Biker bar. That bar was my 2nd Coyote and I had no money!! The bars that came after that are like the Taj Mahal. Every bar getting nicer with more artwork and cooler features. I really take offence to the word sleazy. Dive Yes, sleazy no. Thank god he didn’t walk into the NY bar. In the dictionary under the word dive ( not verb) is a picture of the NY bar. Thats what I could afford and those are my roots.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
What a stressful day! Got into it a bit with Jeff. I feel like everyday there is a new issue in Nashville. God I hope Fanfare is good cause since the flood the numbers are at about 50%. Its been an all day plethora of problems!! Late this afternoon I took Jackson and his friend to see Shrek and get sushi. ( which was delicious at Kyoto in New Orleans). I came home to emails from Judith and Lee about images for our September 26th National Hair Charity Event. I had spoken to Lee awhile back wanting to do a cool ad that had good looking short haired women. Well today he sent a picture of this freaky half nude girl. Judith was very kind and said ” Lee I don’t think I can use those pictures to send to the children’s groups.” I agreed but also said ” the girl you picked out is freaky looking anyway.
Really cant anything be easy today? BY the way , my main computer died and I am now using a ten year old laptop cause my son is on my real laptop. When I type there is a delay with every letter. Urgh!!!
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Like clock work I just received the biannual call from my mother . ” Lilianita I have been trying to order stuff from your website but it never comes!” ” Mom how many years are you going to carry on this Charade? We both know that you never tried to order anything off the website!” ” Lilianita, its just so hard to figure out how to order it on my computer.” ” Mom what do you want?” ” Two calendars”
Now the second part of the charade. ” Thank you so much Lilianita. Where should I send the money for the calendars?” ” Mom really , come on!” ” Lilianita I only have $20 so can I give it to you in installments?” ” Mom cut it out, just send Jackson a card.”