I went to Pensacola yesterday. The beaches were beautiful and still opened . I didn’t see any oil and the EPA tested the water and said it was fine. Now the interesting part. Trey and I were sitting in our beach chairs just talking. A woman probably 8 months pregnant parked herself with her friends next to us. I would out her somewhere in her 30s. Once she was seated she got herself a cigarette and lit up. Trey and I watched her in disgust. I said to him ” $10 bet that she opens up a beer for herself “. Well about 15 minutes later she opened up a beer for herself while she was On her 3rd cigarette. That is what white trash is. She then started throwing up and she said to her friend ” I wonder if that’s because I got stoned last night?” Trey just kept saying to me ” littlin’ do not say anything. Honey look at her ! Even 8 months pregnant she would kick your ass. That girl has been rode hard and put up wet!” regardless I can’t stoo thinking about it. That’s one big reason I believe in abortion. Poor baby, his or her life is over before it begins!

This weekend is my high school reunion. I am not going but was thinking about seeing all my friends wondering who’s doing what? Divorces? Affairs? Plastic surgery? Then I started thinking about my boob job and it dawned on me, ” what if I am the only one who had plastic surgery” ? So many scenarios running through my head. I would have to wear a full astronauts suit to cover the tattoos!

It was the local Alderman not the landlord who stopped into the bar!

Also possible Milwaukee landlord stopped into the New Orleans bar. His words were ” sleazy” Now he is upset about us. The New Orleans bar isn’t sleazy, its a Dive Biker bar. That bar was my 2nd Coyote and I had no money!! The bars that came after that are like the Taj Mahal. Every bar getting nicer with more artwork and cooler features. I really take offence to the word sleazy. Dive Yes, sleazy no. Thank god he didn’t walk into the NY bar. In the dictionary under the word dive ( not verb) is a picture of the NY bar. Thats what I could afford and those are my roots.

What a stressful day! Got into it a bit with Jeff. I feel like everyday there is a new issue in Nashville. God I hope Fanfare is good cause since the flood the numbers are at about 50%. Its been an all day plethora of problems!! Late this afternoon I took Jackson and his friend to see Shrek and get sushi. ( which was delicious at Kyoto in New Orleans). I came home to emails from Judith and Lee about images for our September 26th National Hair Charity Event. I had spoken to Lee awhile back wanting to do a cool ad that had good looking short haired women. Well today he sent a picture of this freaky half nude girl. Judith was very kind and said ” Lee I don’t think I can use those pictures to send to the children’s groups.” I agreed but also said ” the girl you picked out is freaky looking anyway.
Really cant anything be easy today? BY the way , my main computer died and I am now using a ten year old laptop cause my son is on my real laptop. When I type there is a delay with every letter. Urgh!!!

Like clock work I just received the biannual call from my mother . ” Lilianita I have been trying to order stuff from your website but it never comes!” ” Mom how many years are you going to carry on this Charade? We both know that you never tried to order anything off the website!” ” Lilianita, its just so hard to figure out how to order it on my computer.” ” Mom what do you want?” ” Two calendars”
Now the second part of the charade. ” Thank you so much Lilianita. Where should I send the money for the calendars?” ” Mom really , come on!” ” Lilianita I only have $20 so can I give it to you in installments?” ” Mom cut it out, just send Jackson a card.”