This is what happens when I receive a boxing glove as a present ! Heading to San Antonio tomorrow . Bikini calendar shoot starts tomorrow and anniversary party Thursday. IMG_3352
Jazz is off the hot seat temporarily and Amber ( OKC) is now on it. Yesterday Jeff and I were exchanging emails about what needed to get done. Today I woke up to an email from Jeff and a call. ” Amber is directly on Jeff’s shit list now. LOL. ” Liliana I don’t have a shit list. ” Yeah right Jeff. The Whole company is scared of you.
Every bar did awfully last night. I opened San Antonio last hoping that at least one bar did well. Unfortunately that did not happen. Apocalypse !
Lee and Lizzie are in Japan. Lizzie is so impressed with the Tokyo staff! They will get ” Work Bitch” Choreography tomorrow. Lee on the other hand is not happy with their proposed new sites. Back to the drawing board.
New Orleans bar is killing me today. Planning a party for next week yet some people are only now finding out about it? WELCOME BACK FROM VACATION. Make a checklist. Mark everything accomplished once it is accomplished. Set an action plan. Don’t just throw on Facebook ” hey Y’all come on by”. I don’t get it? We spend so much time on this stuff at the seminar. Don’t worry New Orleans, tomorrow will be another bar’s headaches. ” Please Dinesti , not you!!”
” Lil transgender question?”
” Lil can I paint the ceiling?”
“Lil , by the way we are filming an international commercial. Want to come?’
” Lil, the AC is on the fritz”
” Lil, blah blah blah”
Wouldn’t this be nice ” Lil, everything went so smoothly this weekend. We netted the most in the history of Coyote Ugly. We love you. And the city sent us a commendation for being so awesome.”
Vacation over ! Aloha Mahalo . Maui is nice but I fell in love with Kauai . Only two work calls ( both from Chantel ). Hoping it’s not a shit storm once I start opening all my emails . Nice commentary from my friend Leslie .
New Orleans bar getting rebuilt.
Dropped the kid off in Rhode Island . Heading to Hawaii on vacation . Going to try and truly unplug . Let’s see .
Kevin built gorgeous vanities for the Nashville bar . ( from scratch ). Wow kevin , I am impressed . He is supposed to make me a coffee table from some of the wood saved from the original NY bar . Exciting .
Two weeks till vacation . Jazz , nola GM butt dialed me at 1:30 am . Ugh.
Doctor : ” So you have been having these symptoms for months . But didn’t call me . You then hurt your ankle and went to a Reiki practicitioner who used magnets. She had you lay on the magnets to heal your ankle but instead she said to you ” You have parasites .” If this woman is correct then I am going to her.”
Doctor called today ” I can’t believe it . She was right . You have two amebas from contaminated water . ”
lol . Sorry Memphis . I don’t think I can go . I honestly don’t feel that bad but the medication is very strong so I want to be home .
Get Ready Marsha and Lou hitting the town for tons of wine before my 1 week ameba cleanse !
Things heating up today at work !
Of course Justin said ” we are so close to signing in India . Imagine what you might get there!” But I love Indian food. It will be worth it
You are Fucking kidding me? ” Miss Lovell I think you need to get tested for parasites.”
Nothing like giving a sample of “you know what” to feel old!! SO SO GROSS. It never felt gross when I did it for my dogs. Last week was the ” I am staring at 50, and things look grim” , feeling.
“How often did you eat sushi in Japan?” Everyday. Was it the blow fish?
The bars did great this weekend. My god Nashville is hitting it out of the park on weekends. Shout out to memphis, great month so far. I am supposed to be heading there this weekend. Life is a little hectic right now!
Worms, possible torn tendon in my ankle. Jackson is home sick. What’s next? I am still on course for the “Thong ready” birthday party at the end of September .
I did receive some good news. Supposedly my blood work is one of the healthiest that my doctor has ever seen. OK so why do I feel like crap? Oh thats right , worms! ( possibly )
Great day at the Nashville bar . Took 7 hours but we nailed two new dance routines .
Last night a sad night in Austin . Memorial service for Jes . RIP, you will never be forgotten .