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    Lil Spills for July 2012

    Monday, July 30, 2012

    Steve and Kevin got back to the apartment in Key West to find ants in their bread. Steve put the bread in the refridgerator. Kevin said ” Steve why are you doing that?’. Steve’s answer ” you dont want to eat the ants alive do you?”. So we are now calling Steve Wherry, Steve Grylls. Our Coyote Ugly Survivorman.
    Grateful for Dora my housekeeper. I have had 4 kids sleeping over for the last few nights and my house is a disaster. I have OCD about keeping my kitchen and living room neat . I feel like I can’t keep up with the mess. It’s creating a lot of anxiety for me. I never was like this but in the last few years I have noticed a change in me. Dora comes on Tuesdays . I cant wait. I need Help!

    Saturday, July 28, 2012

    We finally got our building permit in Key West! Bam! Finished the 2013 Coyote Ugly Calendar ! Bam! A lot accomplished this past week. I would like to give my gratitude to all the girls who came to the calendar shoot. We had absolutly NO DRAMA. They were all on time. They were respectful, wonderful young women! This is the first year I didn’t have either Lee or Chantel helping me keep things organized. We got everything accomplished but it is a lot more work by yourself. So universe thank you! What a great experience for everyone!
    Me: Hello
    13 year old girl: Miss Lil I would like to invite Jackson out.
    Me: Well where and when?
    13 year old girl: well its for my birthday.
    Me: That’s nice. Where would you like to go with Jackson?
    13 year old girl: I would like him to be my date to a Cage Fighting event. My dad will be there too.
    (Has the world spun off of its axis? My son’s first date will be to a cage fighting event? )
    Me: I will get back to you.
    What happened to going to the movies? What happened to guys asking girls out? This is nuts! Lol

    Wednesday, July 25, 2012

    Right now I am watching Killer Clowns from Outer Space with my son and his friend . This is painfully bad! Lol
    Tomorrow starts the 2013 calendar shoot. I am grateful to the girls who didn’t gain weight before the shoot!
    I can’t take this blog seriously when people are getting killed by cotton candy in this movie

    Tuesday, July 24, 2012

    Pinky just told me that he lost a dear friend in the Aurora shooting and a former Denver Bouncer. They both died heroes.

    Pinky: Here is a little bit about my friend Alex, and a former BMF Jon who were
    taken from us way to early.

    Alex Sullivan (Sully), who I’ve known for about 8 years or so. I met him
    through Bryan (Big Sexy) because they were high school friends. He was
    celebrating his 27th birthday, and a few days short of celebrating his 1st
    wedding anniversary, when this awful incident took place. Alex was a
    gentle giant. A big man with an even bigger heart. He was easy to talk to
    and made friends with everyone. He had a smile and a laugh that were
    contagious. He was a very funny guy as well. He loved cooking, collecting
    comic books, and watching movies. Above all, he was one of those rare
    people who always put others before himself, always making sure that his
    friends, family, and wife were taken care of before worrying about
    himself.

    When it comes to Jon, I knew him but i didn’t know him all that well. He
    was a BMF with us just a little over a month. From what I gather, he
    leaves behind 2 kids, a 4 yr old daughter and a 2 yr old son. He was a
    military vet who served 3 tours in the middle east between 2004 and 2009.
    He had plans of re-enlisting in the navy with the goal of becoming a NAVY
    SEAL. He wanted his kids to look up to him, and wanted nothing more than
    to be a hero. Which he was, he died shielding his girlfriend from the
    bullets.

    Sunday, July 22, 2012

    What makes someone go ona killing rampage? I don’t know if anyone can really understand mental illness like that. Aurora, colorado . The simple act of going to the movies becomes a death sentence .
    My baby boy comes home from camp tomorrow ! I miss him so much.
    Hoping this week is more positive then last week. I owe a lot of gratitudes. I was kind of down last week. Today I was able to catch an earlier flight home tonight! When I landed I found out that my original flight was delayed. That’s got to be a gift from above!
    Key West is going to rock!

    Thursday, July 19, 2012

    Let’s just say that yesterday was one catastrophe after another. 1. Jeff wouldn’t budge on a point in a deal and the other people wouldn’t budge either so deal is scrapped. Playing hardball sometimes doesn’t work in your favor. Back to the drawing board! 2. Ceiling caved inside the office of the NY bar , landlord doesn’t want to fix it. 3. I got to Key West just to find out that Kevin hadn’t even left Atlanta with our swag.
    Good news. I GOT MY PERIOD. Now while some women would say” damn I got my period. ” I say thank god ” ? It seems like there are children being born all around me. Lee has had two girls in less then 2 years. Chantel has had a daughter and son in 3 1/2 years. And a friend of mine in her 40s had two sons within a year and a half of each other. While I love all their children in my mind I think those poor bastards getting up 2 or 3 times a night while I sleep peacefully in my bed! Obviously all these births around me has affected Jackson. Even his friend’s mother just had a baby with her 2nd husband. All of a sudden it dawned on Jackson that I could possibly have a child that wasnt from his dad. So jackson has gone on the offensive stating repeatedly that he doesn’t want any siblings. Last week I said to him ” your dad has a young girlfriend perhaps you should be worrying about him having a kid.” That thought had never occurred to him. Lol poor kid.

    Tuesday, July 17, 2012

    I want to give thanks and praise to Tahnee in NY. Wow she has stepped up when we needed her. I am very proud of her. It’s more then that. She is genuinely a good person. Her inside beauty matches that of her outside.
    I want to give thanks to Judy my assistant. She is an unbelievable worker but also a good friend.
    Judy and her husband Lynn live in a 1 bedroom apartment in the French quarter. A beautiful place. It’s perfect for two people . Kids are all grown up so they have a nice life . They have a way of meeting very rich people. This one couple that they know is ultra rich. I haven’t met them but Judy says that they are very nice and giving. The rich couple has invited Judy, Her husband and few other couples on a cruise in the Mediterranean on a private yacht. Holy shit I am completely jealous!

    Saturday, July 14, 2012

    Kevin and I played an increble prank on Lee. Lee left Key West a day early. For the couple of days that we were all together he talked longingly about how he wished we had time to jet ski and do fun beachy things. After he left we decided to Torture him a little. I wrote him an email and said that some vendors came down and gave Kevin, Steve, and I free passes to go use a jet pack. Free passes for Jet skiing. OMG we just got biplane passes that tour the Keys.
    He almost caught me when I called him and was bitching about Kevin in regards to the painting debacle . ” Lil you stayed behind while Kevin went jet packing? He just texted me 5 minutes ago saying how cool and scarey it was. ” So I quickly changed the topic.
    Even Last night , before I went to bed I texted him and said ” the sunset cruise was incredible . We got to swim with dolphins” . Lee was beside himself. He was so jealous. Today I decided to really put the screws to him. I pretended that I went into the Key West Starbucks and that Ami James from Miami Ink came up and talked to me. I continued it by saying that they wanted to film B roll at the bar and use Kevin and Steve. Lee was tortured!! Finally we told him the truth. It was pretty awesome. Punked!

    Saturday, July 14, 2012

    Chantel had a little boy, Domenic! So freaking cute! She has got some good looking kids. Niko her daughter is gorgeous . She is what I picture in my head an angel looking like. And Domenic looks a more Mediterranean version of Niko. Beautiful family.
    I am grateful for Lee. Not just because he is a good worker but because he can soothe me after Fucking Kevin pisses me off. Really Lee is the onky one who can calm me. I actually said ( said is the nice word for yelled) to Kevin that I wished Lee was in Key West to monitor and break up our fights.
    Yesterday we spent hours painting the wainscot and the wall above it. The day before I picked a couple of color combinations that we all agreed on . Two colors one for the wainscot and another for the blank wall above the wainscot. We have decided ( as a group) to go out of our comfort zone and have a more beachy feel. Well low and behold after Steve and I painted the main wall, Fucking Kevin said ” I think we should pick the same colors as the other bars on the block. It’s not biker enough.” . ” Really Fucking Kevin, it’s not biker enough.” ” I let you and Lee have carte Blanche on the Milwaukee bar. Milwaukee being the head quarters of Harley Fucking Davidson. And I walk into black and red wallpaper on the walls. Don’t tell me about what’s biker like !” just writing this is getting me mad all over again.
    So to appease him I walk to 4 different bars to show Kevin what colors they are using and how they all frame out their decor”. I then mix two different color combinations to show him how it would look . Then I show him how it would be a bit harder for us to do the same thing. Well he keeps complaining . So finally , I blow up! I walk outside , call Lee. Lee then calmed me down and backed me up on the original colors we picked. Fucking Kevin won’t beat me down!!
    Positive vibes . Peace and tranquility .

    Thursday, July 12, 2012

    I am grateful to Steve Wherry our Coyote contractor. He goes the extra mile to come up with creative ideas even when we have no budget to cover it.
    The term Lil’d
    Kevin: oh I was just Lil’d. = someone exaggerated a story about him
    Daniel: “that’s Lil’d up”= that’s fucked up
    Trey: ” god damn it I got Lil’d” = someone did not properly twist the cap on a lid so while shaking it he gets that liquid all over his clothes.
    Personally I resent the first two Lil’d definitions. But Kevin got Lil’d tonight cause I didn’t shut the lid of a paint jar. Bad habit Sorry lol

    Wednesday, July 11, 2012

    I am grateful for Pinky, am of Denver. He actually quit for a few months . He’s come back with so much grace and a real appreciation for the bar business as a career. Sometimes we humble ourselves and it makes us better. He is a good egg!
    In Key West ready to rock and roll.oprning date is pushed back ! Well damn

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