I bought Daniel a golf club for Xmas . I totally forgot to ask him if he received it. Today he said that he loves it and has used it multiple times but there was no card on the package so he didn’t know who it was from . ” yes Daniel it was from me . And by the way , the handle is made from a cow’s penis! Bam
I should of gotten #1!
” Mom let’s go food shopping together and cook together before the Suoer Bowl tomorrow.” HMMM. 1. My son hates shopping of any kind. 2. Cook food together, what? 3. How does my son, who hates sports actually know it’s the Super Bowl tomorrow?
Alien invasion? some one slipped a mickey into his water? Trying to scam something? I am not sure what’s going on?
Ok Jackson tomorrow morning we will go shopping together. ” Mom if you wake me before 11 am you know I will have to fight you. ” Well jackson maybe I will go into your room before you wake up and do the Rhonda Rhousey arm bar and make you cuddle with me all day like you used to .
Go New Orleans!!!
Mardi Gras! Let’s hit some big numbers!
Some of our old friends wanted Jackson and I to meet them in Park City. They live in New Orleans. ” You do understand that the rest of the country does not have Mardi Gras vacation and Jackson has school on Monday.”
bam to San Diego. Great night last night . Lou caught a guy in San Antonio trying to use a stolen credit card . Supposedly that was his third offense ! Good night
Ok maybe I need lasik. God damn it Tommy , I am up $100.” Well that was at black jack . Then Tommy and I moved to craps . I plummeted quickly . Tommy sky rocketed . Is this business ? Yes ! We went to a marketing meeting .
Ok tomorrow , marketing then gambling !
The blizzard totally ruined our weekend especially NYC.
Coyote truck headed to San Diego . Dinesti is driving it here with her son . That truck is a big truck and it’s hard to drive . Long trip for her from Atlanta to San Diego . ” universe get her here safely”!
This news report reminds us of how grateful we should be. Thank you universe for all that I have. http://www.cnn.com/videos/living/2016/01/24/teen-awakes-with-new-heart-orig-vstan-dlewis.cnn/video/playlists/medical-miracles/
” Justin you maxed out the Amex . Perhaps don’t book all your travel and trade show booths on the same day.” Fun to see the new guy squirm . Super fun night .