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May 21, 2015

David Letterman’s last show was broadcast last night . He didn’t shed a tear but I cried the whole show. I remember being young and outraged when Dave wasn’t given the hosting job after Johnny Carson stepped down . I remember cringing when Crispin Glover was a guest and he was so drugged up. Crispin actually started kicking the air toward Dave. Dave walked off the show . Definitely that feeling of  watching  an accident happen . So many laughs . So many years . Good for him . I hope his new life is wonderful in whatever he does or just becoming Mr. Mom to his son. After so many years of craziness maybe some quiet is what he wants . Or not . Good Luck.

yesterday I helped at the San Diego bar. Leah asked me to help her get started on the far terminal .Exactly what I was worried about . No idea how to do this after several missed attempts . I called Chantel who has trained and been certified on Aloha systems . Literally it was Dumb and Dumber. ” ok Lil go on this screen. Shit that didn’t work ?. Ok try this “. Ten minutes it took us to figure this out. ” Leah go warm up some sake at Samurai Pie because after I figure this out I will need one”.



  1. Sorry Lil I walked past Coyote and was scared to walk in then I did and was the worst thing I did sorry do not lilke hip hop

  2. Brian –

    If the Coyote you frequent has like all I’ve been to and has a Jukebox; I suggest you take a quarter, put it in the hole and then hit play next. You can listen to whatever you want. I have played such stuff as classical, old school blues and classic rock and other stuff that is only played by myself at Coyote.

    Love my friends at Coyote and they can attest that I really don’t care what anyone thinks of my music selection.

    Shots up Jazz, thanks for making it a hoot to go see you. NOLA bar rocks or on some days, we play the blues.

    1. Sorry, but I agree with Brian. Even if you put in a few “dollars” in the jukebox to play good rock or country music, it goes right back to pop and rap music again (at least the case at the NYC bar). Coyote started as a rock/country bar. This is a fact and this was what the regulars came to enjoy. Now, the numbers are much lower because the regulars are tired of hearing pop music crap. The last time I was at Coyote on a Sat night, I counted 7 patrons in the entire bar. It is not rocket science why Coyote was once a happening bar in NYC and now has hit absolute rock bottom. It needs to go back to the way it was back in 2006/2007 and earlier.

  3. I don’t profess to know the NYC market, but someone is playing the stuff you don’t like and you are a regular who spends cash.

    Perhaps management should look hard at limiting the available selection of songs so that the songs of the patrons who spend money are the only ones that can be accessed. I know that if certain music is played I always hear complaints from the bartenders that no-one is spending money so they aren’t making any tips. With today’s technology and a smart finance person, I am pretty sure that a crosswalk can be developed to determine the $’s rung per hour in relation to genre of music. If I owned Coyote, you bet your ass I would know that information.

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May 17, 2015


Yesterday was a very sad day for our Coyote Ugly Family. Esther succumbed to her battle with cancer. She started at the Austin bar. Quickly became a trainer for us. She traveled all over the country helping us open bars. Beautiful on the inside and out. So young. Life isn’t always fair. So so sad. My gratitude today goes out to all the Austin staff and outside friends who stayed with Esther through the hard times and the incredible times. Thank You. Esther Rest in Peace.

The lovely bud, so young, so fair
Called off by earthly doom,
Just came to show how sweet a flower
In paradise could bloom

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May 15, 2015

Cooking classes! As we expand the need for food at our locations is becoming more and more essential. Kevin called this week and said that we really need to  take cooking classes so we can expand our menus with knowledge. Bam I am about to book Kevin, myself. and Daniel at a cooking school in Spain and one in France. I am super excited about this! A cooking vacation. Excellent.

Meeting some possible licensees from South Africa today. That would be a great trip.

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May 13, 2015

“Please will someone switch with me? Lil is the manager on duty Wednesday.” LMAO.  I told Dinesti I would give her a few hours off . She penciled my name on the manager’s schedule which is posted in the office.  I laughed my ass off when Dinesti  told me that the day girl was desperately trying to switch shifts knowing I was coming in.  Hysterical. I am not quite as scary as they think I am. I waitressed. I bused tables. And Aleah and I worked on her singing and dancing. Not bad at all.

“Lil your underwater pictures sucked you need to redo them.” So another day under water. But I like the fun colorful gowns. Cold today.


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May 10, 2015

Happy Mother’s day. Bars have done god awful this weekend. I get two days a year where my son completely complies to my wishes. Today was one of them. Horseback riding on the beach . So beautiful.IMG_4989 We saw a baby seal on our ride.

May 9, 2015

Oklahoma got hit hard this week by tornados. The Coyote in OKC is putting together a charity event. There is something that scares me with tornedos. A hurricane gives you a lot of notice. Sometimes upwards of 5 days. but there is virtually no notice for a tornado.

Today the SD staff is doing a fun Wipeout run. I was supposed to go but I have been up since 4 vomitting. I made 2 packets of miracle noodles for myself. Miracle Noodles are made from Water, glucomannan (soluble fiber), and calcium. Zero calories. I feel awful.

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May 6, 2015

” Miss Lovell, we found the problem with your convertible.  A rat ate through the power steering line. And see these marks; that we are  assuming is your dog going after the rat.” You are fucking kidding me. That’s a brand new car.

Had my Dos Equis for Cinco de Mayo down at the SD bar yesterday. The girls in SD have been taking boxing classes. 2 of the girls have entered the Industry Night fights at the end of January. So exciting. Plus their bodies are SICK hot!!! I love that

May 4, 2015

What is the world coming to when I am looking at women’s waders for purchase. Kevin and I went to Park City for fly fishing. I caught 4 fish ( and released them). I loved it!!! Super relaxing.

Tomorrow Cinco de Mayo. Let’s make some bets. Which bar will do best. San Antonio? NYC? San Diego? hmmm. I think I may need to go out and drink some Dos Equis at the SD bar tomorrow.

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