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Liliana Lovell, Coyote Ugly Saloon Founder

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April 30, 2014

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Today they started the right leg. I want to thank the universe for my downstairs neighbor. When I was returning home she saw me unsteady and a little emotional . Very painful day today . She has brought me food. Made me laugh . She even brought some weird syringe filled with naseau medicine that her late husband would rub on his wrists when he was very ill . ( I think my pain level probably doesn’t compare to dying of cancer. ) but she has been so kind to me today . Please universe , thank you so much for Susan .
Haven’t worked at all today. Rough day

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April 30, 2014

On the record , its 1:40 am. This week has been awful. My surgeries have left me in pain and depressed. Today I woke up seriously depressed. I put on some christmas music and everything turned around, Chantel , Judy and I had a wonderful lunch. Then I received a text from Daniel. He made a sneak visit to the New Orleans bar. I told him I was hurt so lets meet close to my apartment. We ended up going to this dive bar. We talked. Played the jukebox. And drank Paddy’s cinnamon whisky all night. Oh god I needed that. Such a good time. I have some wonderful friends. And yes Daniel I remember our bet. I will beat you!

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April 27, 2014

Last Night our boxing team hosted a kids boxing match. The kids are anywhere from 6/7- 18 yrs old. Kenner Boxing Club rocked. We won 5 out of 7 matches. Jackson, Leslie, and I were supporting the team. I can’t say enough about how wonderful Axil Murillo is as a coach to these kids!! Some of the kids are from struggling families and that gym is like a home for them. I am going to help get them their uniforms! So proud of them.Quincy

Kevin, Chantel, and I decided to switch and now we are doing the Cozumel Half Ironman on September 21st.
3 surgeries left. NO THIS IS NOT COSMETIC. I wish it was. The veins they are killing are deep veins that were diagnosed as insufficient or aneurystic. Going to be a long week!

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April 26, 2014

I am thankful today for my health and the health of my son. We are very fortunate. One of my Keywest bartender’s son passed away the other night. 9 months old. So sad.I feel such sorrow for her. Life can be wonderful and cruel.
I read a story today that seemed so incredible. I wonderful way to spend a short life.
https://shine.yahoo.com/author-blog-posts/terminally-ill-teen-accomplishes-1-goal-bucket-list-200200894.html

San Diego sucked last night. URGH

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April 25, 2014

Professional cheerleaders make no money. We all know this. The cheerleaders know this. Anyone wanting to become a professional cheerleader knows this. Reading about the lawsuit that 5 of the Buffalo Jills Cheerleaders have filed against their management company is comical. http://sports.yahoo.com/news/buffalo-bills-cheerleaders-halt-season-202235251–nfl.html
Lee is scouting Atlantic City again. Let’s see.

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April 24, 2014

I showed up for my appointment. (Let’s preface this by saying that I have thrown up multiple times in the last 36 hours and I just feel very emotional.) The receptionist welcomed me in and said ” can I take your picture?” Let’s just say I flipped out. When I finally got into the procedure room I was close to tears and the doctor came in and hugged me. As he pulled away he said ” I will blame you if my receptionist quits.”
After the second procedure the doctor said please call me if you continue to be this sick or any other issues.” The nurses turned to him and said that I am not the calling type. After he left I heard the gossip. My doctor is handsome. He’s the bodybuilder type. The nurses told me that female patients will text him sexual messages. ” Doctor, every time I raise my leg up I think of you.”

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April 24, 2014

” Ashton , am I getting punked?” I just read all the managers’ logs. Abysmal.It must be some cruel prank. Thank you San Antonio. They were the only bar that did well.
I feel like complete and utter shit. ” No jeff I haven’t gotten the paperwork notarized yet. ”
I would like to say that I couldn’t feel more miserable but in a few hours after my second procedure I have a feeling that how I feel now will be like heaven in comparison.
Dinesti, Mac, Tommy, Lee, Jeremy, and myself are all signed up for the San Diego International Triathlon. Fun!!

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April 22, 2014

Today was my first laser vein ablative procedure. It wasn’t
that bad. They numb the leg then stick a laser inside the faulty vein and kill it. ” So this is both medical and cosmetic?” ” Miss Lovell the veins are insufficient veins and they are deep so while you will still have veins on your legs , you are getting chances to stop any blod clots from killing you with the insufficient veins” 4 more of these procedures over the next two weeks. I heard the word aneuristic and I took it seriously.I have a feeling tomorrow will be painful. urghIMG_2892IMG_2891

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April 18, 2014

I was going to speak about how incredible the Calendar shoot has been so far until I read ” rapper severed penis then jump off building”. http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
That just lured me in. He lived. ” Dumbass perhaps go from a building higher then 2 floors.” All the news in the world: the ferry capsizing, avalanche on everest, Putin is unstable, yet this drew me in. Now I will be captivated. Did they reattach his penis? What drugs was he on? Did he do something with that penis that made him feel a huge burden of guilt that was the catalyst to sever his penis? It’s fascinating .
The photoshoot was spectacular today. Every girl was incredible. I say it every year and unfortunately it is true but the more anorexic a girl is the better the shot. I think its that the angles of her body are more visible.On another note, I would like to give Kim Kardashian kudos for something. She has helped make the big butt popular. Do you know how incredibly secure I would be if in high school I thought my big latin butt was fashionable? Answer is I would be very secure.
Very positive day. Namaste

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April 16, 2014

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Gretchen ! Bam start of the calendar

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April 14, 2014

So I am in SD. Wednesday night the girls start arriving for the 2015 Calendar shoot. I am scrambling trying to get our makeup artist different images for certain looks. I goggled Freckled face natural model . As I am scrolling down the images I see a freckled faced girl having anal sex. That was followed by a freckled faced girl giving a blow job. All the images and I did not find one great image of a natural looking fair haired freckled bikini model.
I did find these incredible Carl Junior Burger ads.o-BURGER-SEXY-ADVERT-NINA-AGDAL-570carl

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April 9, 2014

This puts life in perspective. http://www.kansascity.com/2014/04/09/4947148/father-girl-befriended-by-hoops.html

I spent more hours today with my partners trying to come up with a name for a new concept we are opening. 4 relatively bright people and not one great name. In fact some of the truly horrible suggestions came from me. Back to the drawing board tomorrow.

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April 8, 2014

This is hysterical: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/bridget-moynahan-coyote-ugly_n_5107338.html

Denver anniversary was awesome. They hired a wrestling company ( yes they had their own insurance) to do a 2 hour show at the bar. Pinky was actually in the skit. It was awesome!! ( Of course I didn’t see it because I missed my first flight and showed up late. I can’t tell you how many people loved it!!!
Busy day

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April 6, 2014

I am an idiot. I switched bags and left my purse at home. Missed first flight . Now I am on Frontier. I will get there just a but late. DENVER here I come!

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April 5, 2014

Lizzie: ” Lil I sent you a video of “TNT ” on the denver girls tell me if we are doing it right?”
Me: ” No your not.”
Lizzie ” Is it right now?”
Me: “No”
Lizzie: ” Now?”
Me. ” No . But lets talk about something important. I know you love makeup and beauty type stuff. I need you to remind me every few days NOT To pluck my eyebrows because I threaded them today and not only are they different shapes but they are way too thin.”
Lizzie : ” Ok can we talk about the dance now?”

Today I received this picture from Lizzie.
Thank God for San Diego, San Antonio, and NY last night! Headed to Denver tomorrow!IMG_2908-1

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April 2, 2014

Can you please order a new pizza counter with food warmer? I get a ton of compliments on the Samurai Pie pizza but the display looks awful. I probably get just as many emails talking about how bad the pizza display looks.
Today has been ” deal with all the crap” day. I am getting fined , by the day, in Park City . They claim I received a certified letter stating the fines. I never did. I am considering suing this agency cause they have me accruing fines everyday in the amount of $200. It can’t be legal. So I had to deal with that. The notary. Fed Ex. Blah blah blah.
Jackson was home sick yesterday so we had a nice day together. Eating and watching Breaking Bad and the Walking Dead. Is it horrible but I enjoy when he’s sick and I get to baby him.
So and So quit, So and so got fired. When is break time? How long is break time? Should he get fired for not showing up for a week? Should she get fired for not ringing in a spill? Where are the good stories? ” Lil, she got fired for having oral sex with another girl in the rest room and it wasn’t her break.” or ” she got fired because she was in jail for domestic violence and didn’t get her shift covered.” Those were some good stories. My personal life is so boring I would love to tell some stories. ” I didn’t get fired but I met a guy and fucked him in the bathroom.” Those were the days but it included pool tables and kegs. What happened? When did my life get so boring?

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April 1, 2014

I’ve died and gone to heaven. A membership to public/private bathrooms! Genius. I have always had a slight fear of going in and using public bathrooms. That’s why I do applaud the New Orleans airport for having sanitary seats in their women’s room. ( My understanding is the the men’s rooms aren’t as nice). I just read about this company that has beautiful restrooms. You pay an annual fee to use these. http://www.poshstowandgo.com
Back to business. Bars rocked last night except for NYC. Really just when we are about to drop a lot of money on a new floor and bar the bar starts sucking! Come on!
A lot of coals in different frying pans. Tonight meeting Chantel at Mr. John’s Steakhouse to finalize Calendar shoot arrangements. Believe me it’s not that easy. And thank god Chantel is organized.

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