Had a full physical yesterday. 3 hours. I have never had such an indepth exam. The first hour was just the intake questions. ” so why don’t you know , with certainty , how your maternal grandmother died?” Can I answer that my mother is a bit weird. ” Miss Lovell please explain?” Well my mother and I were on the phone last year and she was stating that her mother was a pretty smoker. I replied that no one is a pretty smoker . After that my mother changed my grandmother’s death from emphysema to an obstructed colon. So I believe she may have lied but I am not 100% sure. I couldn’t make this up!
I was given a bone density scan. With this machine they can find out your true fat percentage. The doctor read the results ” from the waist up your fat percentage is that of a competitive athlete. Sorry Miss Lovell but your butt raises your overall fat percentage. ” Again my mothers fault. Lol
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