Lil Spill

April 12, 2013

This is awesome. I am sitting alone at the hotel restaurant eating breakfast. Two men come in and sit at the table next to me. One of them is texting on his phone. The other one says ” stop texting and be present in the moment. Yeah, my wife says that to me every morning . It’s almost as annoying saying it as it is hearing it.” I swear its like sitting next to Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen. They must work for a pharmaceutical company because their following conversation involved trying to get their wives to take Prozac or Zoloft. The funnier of the two then said ” I fantasize about waking up at midnight and sneaking the sample pills into my wife’s coffee so she won’t know it.” The other guy was in total agreement. It is taking everything in me not to laugh.
Tough Mudder tomorrow! Bam

One comment

  1. Lil! The thing I like about “Lil Spill” is its just like when I worked in the Hotel business. After we’d kicked out the last yobbos, closed up, balanced the tills and cleaned, we’d have ‘Staffies”. It was now that stories of the day were shared. The best always came from the barmaids telling of on going histories related to them by the regulars. All of whom lived in blurry land. Keep listening and telling. It’s great.

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