Today I am flying Southwest Airlines. If anyone has flown Southwest they know that there is no assigned seating. While I was boarding the plane I noticed an aisle seat relatively close to the front which people kept on passing by. I immediately grabbed it and noticed the window seat was occupied by an elderly nun whose appearance mirrored a half Asian mother Theresa . It shocked me that people were avoiding her like the plaque! I quickly made friends with her knowing that I was establishing a quickpass through the gates of heaven if we took a dive. Score!!!